18 hours ago
RT @2000AD: Give us this day our #DailyDredd. Art by Glenn Fabry and Simon Bisley.
1 day ago
After a sod of a day in traffic I'm up late for solo TV treat of @WalkingDead_AMC catch up. Is it wrong to feel this contented? #PureDadTime
1 day ago
We've pulled into the services btw #DontTweetAndDrive
1 day ago
Bit windy for a decent selfie on the ferry earlier today. Still, I'd swap it for the M6 gridlock we're sat in now
1 day ago
RT @karlroberts1: @JohnnyVegasReal @SciGalleryDub @EE least you got a response fron Sci Gallery unlike EE
1 day ago
Gutted I'll miss @robinince at @SciGalleryDub An innovative & extremely funny chap. Lucky you whoever gets my ticket
1 day ago
Thanks to fab @SciGalleryDub I now know I'm O+ blood type. My son's response "But I thought you were with @EE ?"
1 day ago
RT @MaiaDunphy: @johnlewisretail you have 2 VERY unhappy customers here @JohnnyVegasReal . Could have hacked into NASA easier than booking ?
5 days ago
But came home to find this waiting. That's my son & I sorted for our half term book at bedtime, cheers @nickvmurphy
5 days ago
Sorry I won't be joining @nickvmurphy @BigBoyler & Boyle's locals for the big #MooneBoyfest today. Dad's poorly so had to head home lads :-(
1 week ago
A long but productive three days in rehearsals. I love this 1st drink that truly feels earned, &will no doubt rue the 15th, 16th or so ;-)
1 week ago
Well I hope you're happy with yourself @ShaunThomas97 ? You've had @MaiaDunphy & I blubbing tonight. Outstanding stuff pal #SelfishGiant
1 week ago
At long last...tonight's the night Mucker @ShaunThomas97 It'd better be good ;-)
1 week ago
Thanks O2 for your prompt response.
1 week ago
That's three payments, three, that you @O2 have managed to lose track of via your automated system and telephone operators #SortYourActOut
1 week ago
So @O2 despite trying to pay his bill twice via your operators before setting up a direct debit, you've still gone & cut my Son's phone off!
1 week ago
Is it just that its Sunday that I've a sudden hankering for some #AuntBessiesYorkshirePuds ? @SundayBrunchC4 ;-) #ChickenGoesIn
1 week ago
ps. Apologies for the gratuitous phallic bacon shot, thanks for the heads up tweets :-0
1 week ago
3: it tore straight through the back of my PJ's. An all time low...molested by a tree :-( #TheShawshankShrubbery
1 week ago
2: Went to sit in the garden & impaled my anus on this f*****g bit of tree! I'm in agony, @MaiaDunphy can't stop :-D
1 week ago
1: So the day started great. Eggs & bacon lovingly prepared by @MaiaDunphy on a roll baked by my son in food tech...
1 week ago
BIG night on @Channel4 with #StandUpToCancer I've put my back out lugging spuds with @starservice! Can you help too? http://t.co/7gK8F12RZJ
1 week ago
Love the fact that Arkwright's Store, Leroy & G,G,G,G,Grrranville support @DogsTrust One hour 'til show time #SOAH
1 week ago
Back in Arkwright's shop tonight for more lovely comic silliness courtesy of cast, crew & fab studio audience down at #StillOpenAllHours :-)
2 weeks ago
Finally Lord, help those trapped in the lonely, silent, dark @EE abyss. Let their anguished screams be heard, amen.

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