15 hours agoWell I empathises with Harrison Ford. Pigeon holed into iconic action hero roles...Han/Indy Where was his monkey/teabag advert huh? Well?
19 hours agoRT @MaiaDunphy: My husband @JohnnyVegasReal will do whatever you want for cash. Um... isn't there a word for that? #StarsAtYourService
23 hours agoGutted I'll miss the maestro @petewylie at @citadelsthelens on October 4th. Clashes with my @Justthetonic Anniversary gig in Notts #NoFair
1 day agoRT @petewylie: News of my new recording, 'Pete Sounds' coming VERY soon! @HarryGee1892 @PledgeMusic Have a free acoustic tease http://t.co/?
1 day agoRT @STHLibraries: #NewtonleWillows #Library is having their #LiBEARYSleepover this Thursday! Don't miss the fun - Take along your teddy htt?
1 day agoLads off a North Sea oil rig requested I go clean their deluge pipes last week #NotAEuphemism Can you beat that? @StandUp2C @starservice
1 day agoRT @StandUp2C: Fancy getting @JohnnyVegasReal to throw you a baby shower? Request him here for @StarService: http://t.co/WcoD5PdiHy
1 day agoWanna help beat cancer & book me to do ANYTHING you want? @StarService: http://t.co/BUDvwwHiu5 #StarsAtYourService
1 day agoRequest me to do WHATEVER you want, all in the name of charity with @StarService. More info here: http://t.co/BUDvwwHiu5 #StarsAtYourService
3 days agoHello right back at ya @MinifigsMe X
3 days agoWho's that cheeky edition to the mini figures line up? Why its none other than...me! THANK YOU @MinifigsMe ! #LoveIt
5 days agoRT @DBooUrns: @JohnnyVegasReal let me know what you think, although you're mad missing out on Irish TV's celeb guest!! https://t.co/Yi2s7Fn?
5 days agoFinally watching #GODZILLA courtesy of in-room movies. Huge fan of Gareth Edward's #Monsters so hope this'll prove worth the wait?
6 days agoSuspect there's a flamboyant bounty hunter staying at the hotel tonight, possibly moonlights as a stuntman/stylist
6 days agoRT @WoolybackProd: You can listen again to INTERIORS by Johnny Vegas, Stewart Lee & Rob Thirtle. http://t.co/V6M1YIlkfo
6 days agoRT @Justthetonic: Daniel Kitson, Johnny Vegas @paulfoot plus guests 1 Night Only! @RoyalNottingham #20thBirthdayBash £15-£17. #Bargain http?
6 days agoRT @MaiaDunphy: @JohnnyVegasReal wonderful second Mum! I love this lady... http://t.co/a2wd42cMxr
6 days agoRT @ExperienceNotts: Get your tickets for the @Justthetonic 20th Birthday Bash featuring Daniel Kitson & Johnny Vegas! http://t.co/82QRHkK0?
6 days agoRT @happybirthtime: Happy Birthtime to ideal acting JOHNNY VEGAS! 84 today! Happy Birthtime Jimmy! Mr Potato Head!
6 days agoFilming late tonight, wrapping about 11pm. This could have a serious impact on Doncaster's landlords and their recent economy boost ;-)
6 days agoTHANK YOU SO MUCH @NHSEngland & especially the top team at #StHelensHospital for the all clear with Mamma Vegas :-D
1 week agoRT @WENDYOW09292515: @johnnyvegasreal They're called tiger spiders i believe,coz of their markings! There u go! :) XXX
1 week agoRT @bailldogg: @JohnnyVegasReal @MaiaDunphy Also have the world longest , most unnecessary straw!