RT @Roy_Isserlis: @JohnnyVegasReal got 2 of these on our tree. Whole family loves it

Enjoy the little things. Thus endeth the lecture :-D

Time to break out the Xmas decorations mini me has made over the years. My favourite? The festive fighter jet! ;-)

Busy with festive decorating so missed a bit of @SundayBrunchC4 What's with the beret @timlovejoy ? @gdavies #binbagofcoleslaw too funny

Love you @MaiaDunphy ya super step mom you! It's good to be home x x

So many updates I'd love to tweet from a BUSY couple of days but Santa's courtesy of @MaiaDunphy & son top the list

As if you needed an excuse to get #BECOMINGJOHNNYVEGAS ;-) http://t.co/IOkLwd1pBT Off to Liverpool @waterstonesl1 today 1pm, see you there?

RT @UrmstonBookShop: @JohnnyVegasReal still signing books @UrmstonBookshop Looks like being a late night Brilliant

Thank you @UrmstonBookShop @EamonnONeal for a wonderful evening's discussion in front of such a lovely audience. A genuine pleasure

And I love the interior decorating! Bit of a coincidence eh? #stillopenallhours

Lovely grub, cracking pint, cheers!

Ooh quick, turn on @GranadaReports had a great chat with Andy and Rachel earlier today!

RT @Carrieonfi: Charity auctions ENDING SOON #rt #wafceuropaball is at £210 @JohnnyVegasReal book at £100 end dec 20 @TargetMD http://?

Lovely looking pint here at The Hungry Horse. Cheers Urmston!

Right @celebpa to the Vegas mobile, we've a #BECOMINGJOHNNYVEGAS event with @UrmstonBookShop to get to!

Hey @Baxter3890 remember when the wrap party all got a little bit ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST? Great night mate

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Son all excited at prospect of doing Xmas crafts/cookie baking with super step mom @MaiaDunphy this weekend while I'm out flogging books ;-)

Love this pic :-D

Ma, Pa & @celebpa meeting the 1 and only Sir David Jason after the #stillopenallhours record last Tuesday #whatagent

Great to see you again @justinmoorhouse thanks for the craic with Ma&Pa Vegas, you really helped make their night!

Although we did find time to stop and chat to the grand guy manning the Bristol @DogsTrust Xmas stall. Good on him!

HUGE thanks to all the lovely folk who waited at @Waterstones262 Bristol last night despite a delay of 1 hour due to bad traffic :-(

Off to Urmston to discuss #BECOMINGJOHNNYVEGAS with Eammon O'neal at 7:30 tonight. Call @UrmstonBookShop 01617477442 for time ticket details

In Conversation with John Henshaw on Sat 7 Dec at 7.30pm, Epstein Theatre, Liverpool. Tickets £20 (inc signed book) http://t.co/CM82wvD3TS