12 hours ago
I deduce 4pm boarding will be delayed due to obvious absence of a plane. Thanks @Ryanair for the absence of an explanation #SilenceIsGolden
15 hours ago
No I do not fancy a cup of tea! @OCD_Nightmares
19 hours ago
Stop the press! Blocked by my nearest and dearest @MaiaDunphy on twitter? Okay you proved your point, flatulence belongs on the balcony x x
1 day ago
RT @MattJNewing: @jennifer_ivy has now decided she will take up #IceBucketChallenge further nominations @ewotherspoon of @PrincesTrust and ?
1 day ago
Catching up with @SundayBrunchC4 & @simonrim @timlovejoy asking @ThePiercesMusic about custard powder. Obviously the wives are watching ;-)
1 day ago
Hey @SundayBrunchC4 Missed you cookie kids out in Cape Town. Compensated with #TheShield box set. Big on action but zero recipes on offer
2 days ago
Like I said...spoilt ruddy rotten. Über posh fish & triple cooked chips was @MaiaDunphy 's main course #nomnomnom x
2 days ago
Being absolutely spoilt rotten by M'lady @MaiaDunphy tonight. The starter, a wee work of art on a plate. Lucky me! X
3 days ago
Homeward bound. Love you x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x
3 days ago
Apologies for radio silence. Had some unfortunate news from back home and needed head space. Plus I'm too cheap to pay data roaming fees
3 days ago
Alas its time to say "Goodbye Cape Town!" Just hope Thatto Heath's Chipmunk are planning to add this to their menu?
1 week ago
Right, time for some sightseeing. Ethical implications dictate I can't go shark diving so I need an alternative
1 week ago
Apologies for the noticeable absence of an #IceBucketChallenge Had something BIG planned that fell through so #BackToTheDrawingBoard sorry
1 week ago
Hey @ShaunThomas97 how's that new medication working out for ya? Selfish food hoarding t**t that you are!
1 week ago
Massive hangover, day off, best get this #IceBucketChallenge over & done with. Be ready to text MND to 30500
1 week ago
A whole lotta grey going on there Mr. Vegas. Looks like I've dipped my chin in a bag of flour #FreeBusPassIsLooming
1 week ago
RT @MaiaDunphy: Right, finished work so will get this challenge done. You are all going to donate ?2 by texting AREN'T YOU?! http://t.co/kP?
1 week ago
Right, taking up @MaiaDunphy 's #IceBucketChallenge tomorrow. Get ready to text MND to 50300 + I've a corker of a nomination! #ProperAList
1 week ago
Tempted at another stab at @arnoldsonkloof 's game platter tonight but colleagues have other plans #WatchThisSpace
1 week ago
Hardly stopped laughing during my day at 'work' today. One of those where everyone's on top form. Still laughing back here in my hotel :-D
1 week ago
Written home everyday since staying in South African. E-mails don't compare to a letter through the door #WaxStamp x
1 week ago
Beautiful stuff from the man who's talents know few limits, Stephen Walters https://t.co/T6GESJSrqQ
1 week ago
RT @MaiaDunphy: @JohnnyVegasReal Seriously, the race is on between @jamesmartinchef and @SundayBrunchC4 to see who can get her first !!! ;)
1 week ago
Oh @MaiaDunphy you never fail to bring me the good stuff. Look out @jamesmartinchef she's got you in her sights https://t.co/h89r3A1hii
1 week ago
RT @MaiaDunphy: Helen didn't give me a chance to nominate!! Just went straight for the bucket. ;) Your turn @KennedyLucy @CGraceCassidy @Jo?

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Zandie Thornton
@EarthToZandie
Whether it was Jennifer Lawrence, Zac Efron, Ann Widdecombe or Johnny Vegas - any form of fame will make photos like this worth leaking.
18 hours ago
Daniel Jefferson
@mrsmoothie007
Johnny Vegas and Charlie Higson present an award to Paul Whitehouse: http://t.co/fgxcrm857i via @YouTube
13 hours ago
Phil Greaves
@PhilipGreaves3
@Ryanair I think they have over done it with the #Cutbacks
12 hours ago
kathryn stimpson
@kathrynstimpson
@MaiaDunphy he's just thinking of your heart ;)
18 hours ago
Liam Tulley
@liamtulley
@Ryanair A shambles, won't even allow lawn mowers on-board. What's the point of going on holiday if I can't cut the grass?
12 hours ago
 
 
Dale Clark
@dc_nufc_84
@OCD_Nightmares That fella will be on your back again mind!
15 hours ago
SMSPI
@SmspiUk
@Ryanair that's like expecting your baggage when you have flown easyjet!
12 hours ago
 
 
AndyJustAndy
@blackpoolstig
@OCD_Nightmares : JOHNNY,Grab a snickers...... ;-)
15 hours ago
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