1 day ago
Must watch @MrGeorgeClarke announce #shedoftheyear even though it'll lead to much envy and resentment towards my own dull garden space :(
2 days ago
After XFactor I scope houses for my dodgy brother in law ;) in new @ThroughKeyhole with nosey Parker @KeithLemon_ITV
2 days ago
Down at the bookies but proud to see Rugby League immortalised via some true legends of the game at @wembleystadium
2 days ago
Feel for the @hullkr_online fans. Its a long coach ride home after a result like that. Little solace that @leedsrhinos looked unbeatable
2 days ago
I fear Dixon bottling it might've sealed @hullkr_online 's fate. Too big an ask now against a side like @leedsrhinos #TearsUpBettingSlip :(
2 days ago
Great atmosphere at @wembleystadium for @TheChallengeCup Hope @hullkr_online can pull off a shocker but that both sets of fans enjoy the day
2 days ago
Off to put a wee flutter on my adopted team for the day in @TheChallengeCup Come on @hullkr_online , do it for your adopted Woolyback ;)
5 days ago
Gutted I'll miss my @Raygun_comics pal's show at an old late night stomping ground of mine @MoorsBar #camdenfridge :(
6 days ago
Lovely bonus to night feeds with baby Tom. He mightn't get it just now, but in years to come he'll thank me #Firefly
6 days ago
RT @bwthornton: @JohnnyVegasReal Is the final question Are you Johnny Vegas? I've never 'circulated around' at a social gathering
6 days ago
Sitting with mini-mini-me watching hIs ex @Saints1890 's legend & Grandad Mal in action #MyHushHushBiologicalDad ;)
1 week ago
Got the most random questionnaire through the door. Time for some soul searching #RecyclingBinOrWoodBurnerKindling
1 week ago
Fascinated by @ITV 's #56Up & some of the subjects' realisation of the danger of media intrusion & the editing of lives into sound bites
1 week ago
RT @flistea: @JohnnyVegasReal you can also use @Natures_Voice online finder http://t.co/KQZjS1f8Gn
1 week ago
Have ordered this @Natures_Voice book to save pestering in future, or making anymore outlandish false bird spots ;)
1 week ago
Dear @Natures_Voice Can you help me identify these new beige, black & white wee visitors to the garden? Thanks x
1 week ago
Missed most of my favourite weekend treat besides the @SuperLeague Apologies @SundayBrunchC4 :( Baby Tom & I pulled a late one #MilkBender
1 week ago
I love posh shops @timlovejoy I'm the Northern Julia Roberts #PrettyWoman "I came in here and you wouldn't serve me?" @SundayBrunchC4 ;)
1 week ago
C'mon @wolvesrl do The Pies
1 week ago
What gives @skymovies ? #StarWars #HothOverview was briefer than my Argos mandatory health & safety in the workplace VHS #ManyBothansDied
1 week ago
Sleep cancelled as wee Tom & I decided to ride the wind (both ends) with a @skymovies #StarWars #HothOverview #TheForceIsStrongWithThisBaby
1 week ago
But I will be taking some £'s to @Ladbrokes because @Saints1890 will be in this year's grand final #WriteSaintsOffAtYourOwnPeril #COYS
1 week ago
Off to bed gutted at @Saints1890 's loss tonight. Apologies to @MaiaDunphy for having to put up with two grumpy boys in the house
1 week ago
For God's sake @Saints1890 how many first half's of late do we need to waste before we join the game? #1LookSaysItAll
1 week ago
Really need @Saints1890 to get their @SuperLeague #Super8s started against @Giantsrl tonight. The three loss rot has to end tonight #COYS

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