1 hour ago
Being absolutely spoilt rotten by M'lady @MaiaDunphy tonight. The starter, a wee work of art on a plate. Lucky me! X
1 day ago
Homeward bound. Love you x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x
1 day ago
Apologies for radio silence. Had some unfortunate news from back home and needed head space. Plus I'm too cheap to pay data roaming fees
1 day ago
Alas its time to say "Goodbye Cape Town!" Just hope Thatto Heath's Chipmunk are planning to add this to their menu?
1 week ago
Right, time for some sightseeing. Ethical implications dictate I can't go shark diving so I need an alternative
1 week ago
Apologies for the noticeable absence of an #IceBucketChallenge Had something BIG planned that fell through so #BackToTheDrawingBoard sorry
1 week ago
Hey @ShaunThomas97 how's that new medication working out for ya? Selfish food hoarding t**t that you are!
1 week ago
Massive hangover, day off, best get this #IceBucketChallenge over & done with. Be ready to text MND to 30500
1 week ago
A whole lotta grey going on there Mr. Vegas. Looks like I've dipped my chin in a bag of flour #FreeBusPassIsLooming
1 week ago
RT @MaiaDunphy: Right, finished work so will get this challenge done. You are all going to donate ?2 by texting AREN'T YOU?! http://t.co/kP?
1 week ago
Right, taking up @MaiaDunphy 's #IceBucketChallenge tomorrow. Get ready to text MND to 50300 + I've a corker of a nomination! #ProperAList
1 week ago
Tempted at another stab at @arnoldsonkloof 's game platter tonight but colleagues have other plans #WatchThisSpace
1 week ago
Hardly stopped laughing during my day at 'work' today. One of those where everyone's on top form. Still laughing back here in my hotel :-D
1 week ago
Written home everyday since staying in South African. E-mails don't compare to a letter through the door #WaxStamp x
1 week ago
Beautiful stuff from the man who's talents know few limits, Stephen Walters https://t.co/T6GESJSrqQ
1 week ago
RT @MaiaDunphy: @JohnnyVegasReal Seriously, the race is on between @jamesmartinchef and @SundayBrunchC4 to see who can get her first !!! ;)
1 week ago
Oh @MaiaDunphy you never fail to bring me the good stuff. Look out @jamesmartinchef she's got you in her sights https://t.co/h89r3A1hii
1 week ago
RT @MaiaDunphy: Helen didn't give me a chance to nominate!! Just went straight for the bucket. ;) Your turn @KennedyLucy @CGraceCassidy @Jo?
1 week ago
RT @MaiaDunphy: Ice Bucket Challenge My parent were a little too enthusiastic.LOOK at the manky bucket they used!MND to 50300 please! http:?
1 week ago
Fan of old school wrestling? Then #WorldOfWrestling by @wayofthemorris & @bengregor is an absolute must see http://t.co/CFy53brspM #EasyEasy
1 week ago
I'm gonna join a gym, get really buff, toughen up like BIG TIME and join #TheLeagueOfDeathPanthers
1 week ago
First pint of @GuinnessIreland in Cape Town. But @MaiaDunphy will not be happy with me visiting an Irish theme pub
1 week ago
This is why myself and hotel housekeeping don't get on! #WrongWarRoundAndWrongEndOfTheColourSpectrum @OCD_Nightmares
1 week ago
Right, have to get out & feed myself. Getting way too settled thanks to fellow tweeters & @DarWilliamsTour 's new album #InTheTimeOfGods
1 week ago
RT @leenjenny: @JohnnyVegasReal @OCD_Nightmares @MaiaDunphy This was series about OCD detective.

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contact me pal regarding a PA please.
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@MaiaDunphy That looks beltin' Enjoy fella.
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Ken Davies
@kennyscouse
@MaiaDunphy That looks beltin' Enjoy fella.
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Just saw ur Tweet from other day ~ Hope all is as okay as it can be :-(
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Ah sorry to hear that, hope you're ok x
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can you RT my link to your followers please? Doing @Great_Run for @macmillancancer http://t.co/i4O3Y19WL5 txt info on page.
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Welcome home!! Just shouted your name at heathrow lol xx
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