4 mins agoRT @HuffPostGreen: This baby squirrel took a bad fall, so the incredible @DCCityWildlife gave him a wee cast http://t.co/ZXqdkZj2km http://?
5 mins agoThat bloody @peritosbentitos has had me corpsing from the 1st rehearsal at 7AM. Camera's on me next :- #Ridiculous
46 mins agoRT @peter_kimber: @JohnnyVegasReal Johnny I have your bartons pickles with me, I'm flying in Friday eve
7 hours agoRT @EmmaK67: Be warned. I'm in a RAGE. Just discovered George Osborne's best man made £36m out of Post Office sell off. This is how revolut?
10 hours agoHey @paulalbir quite whining about the bloody garlic! @nickyinalbir and I are having a soup off #BringItOn
12 hours agoRT @Paulwillhappy: @JohnnyVegasReal Thanks to your love of pottery, we've Just been to our first pottery class to celebrate 30 years :) htt?
14 hours agoAs a past roller disco devotee in my youth I am perplexed by my own instinctive disdain for roller blades? Almost as much as novelty socks!
15 hours agoWon't deny, despite the absence of loved ones, I'm in a mucho contented place right now #LifeIsGood
15 hours agoHey @warrenlush look who I bumped into on set? Your pal Alan 'THE ICEMAN' Warriner. Top bloke, sends his best
15 hours agoA hair of the dog that bit me. Between signing off on the music vid & a trip to the tabac, I'm rushed off my feet ;-)
16 hours agoScorching day, magnificent view, oh how I wish @MaiaDunphy & son were here to share this. Chilling's best when shared
20 hours agoIf @carlsberg did extras...sorry, SA's. First official venture out into Benidorm last night, as bonkers as ever! x
1 day agoMy services aren't required so I've a day off tomorrow. Gotta think of the best use of a 'night before the morning after' in Benidorm...mmm
1 day agoFond of stray cats as company but fed up with extortionate novelty pen top prices? #SolutionsForABetterWorld
1 day agoWorking lunch today, last minute tweaks to @PaulHeatonSolo @atomic_box #DIY vid. Soup/salad & Marlboro's for dessert
1 day agoSo close to finally signing off on the paperback cover for #BECOMINGJOHNNYVEGAS keen to see what twitter pals think? #WatchThisSpace
1 day agoOff in search of @EE customer care dept. Luckily I've packed my hat & whip #RaidersOfTheLostSignal
2 days agoSo tired after a sleepless night & a day's dialogue that's thwarted me every take #BrainLikeMushEyesLikePissHoles
3 days agoPilot ep of #TheShield done & dusted. Think I'm in for the long haul now, all 7 seasons of it. Early call means no more for tonight though
3 days agoRight, back to my box set. Besides, tweets taking forever to load. Reckon son & nephew took all remaining dongle bytes with 'em #PeskyKids
3 days agoWith my family back home I'm all on my lonesome tonight in Albia...good job I packed some back up #NoSpoilersPlease