4 days ago
Cant sleep, seriously tormented by the actual, practil benefits of the quadropan. Never again did I believe that an? https://t.co/Nw0JFuXL7r
4 days ago
Dear @TheVermontHotel. Your Wi-Fi tv means my last hours of viewing pleasure involvle #jeremykyle (NO) or purchasin? https://t.co/uYvm3zTGxe
5 days ago
I've got cavaties yet to be sorted, much like Man U's defence ;) https://t.co/M8PuRNBNyu
5 days ago
So @WoolybackProd 's 1st AGM of 2018 a great success despite @thecolliersarms running out of lamb ;) 1st order of? https://t.co/ItRApIyS3l
6 days ago
I swear how did I manage to collate so much bleedin' junk? This house will never be clean, ever. I'm gonna go get h? https://t.co/9u6XwE7UNb
6 days ago
I guess that's the dental injections wearing off. Trying to man up but wowser...and that was only a scrape and poli? https://t.co/JaSPnF3dMl
6 days ago
And so, back to the de-clutter. Better crank it up a notch, have stayover house guests coming later. It's a work th? https://t.co/chxcljQQuq
6 days ago
What do you mean there's no discount for Woolybacks? Hey @JonWilkin2012 have a word ;) @PKBcoffee
6 days ago
Right, it's off to the dentist's for yours truly. Have a mouth rattling like a post delivery milk float riding on a? https://t.co/gRaqCVp449
6 days ago
RT @Cryptscot: @JohnnyVegasReal get everyone to follow this brave girl @Melissassmile ..... Thanks.
6 days ago
RT @PeterOstit: @SundayBrunchC4 @arnettwill @JohnnyVegasReal The actual fear makes it that little bit more tender.?
6 days ago
Thank you @goldchannel for showing #MurderOnTheBlackpoolExpress again. I don't tweet this because I'm obliged to, I? https://t.co/XYDPzcOJRj
6 days ago
RT @Kev_J_Smallman: @JohnnyVegasReal @EcclestonArms Not to mention the time she spent her bingo winnings on well, bingo...so she had to go?
6 days ago
Lots of drunk kids wandering outside tonight and kicking cars. Is this a new Valentine's tradition that I'm just no? https://t.co/zq6oznuLKK
6 days ago
RT @MaiaDunphy: Would love to know your thoughts on #heartbreakhotel ! (On the proviso that they?re all good of course)?
1 week ago
Shhhhushhhhhhhhh, it's started! #heartbreakhotel now, on @TV3Ireland Watch @MaiaDunphy lead some weary souls back t? https://t.co/fmvABLcs2b
1 week ago
Ah, totally lost touch of late with St.Helen's greatest export outside of @Saints1890 Love them lads, they're graft? https://t.co/snl2PNf8ND
1 week ago
Ticker away, you see @jamieoliver ? It's like a red meat field of dreams.... #CookItAndTheyWillCome https://t.co/ApFSs1P0uR
1 week ago
I heal you! ;) Besides spending time with Ma Vegas it was an absolute pleasure Pastor. Politically and spiritually,? https://t.co/YhLBzu7LeY
1 week ago
I tell ya, @MaiaDunphy she's superglue for the soul. Be sure to find out why tonight on @TV3Ireland 's? https://t.co/CheddRsoOs
1 week ago
But forget #GaryOldman when it comes to our darkest hour, if Ma Vegas's child's portion of chicken goujons is late,? https://t.co/UWGb0NOqGz
1 week ago
Just the loveliest afternoon with Ma Vegas. Thanks @EcclestonArms for minding us so well again & letting her order? https://t.co/vBrS70x8bk
1 week ago
RT @goldchannel: Missed #MurderOnTheBlackpoolExpress last year? We're giving you another chance to watch with Part One tonight at 9.20pm an?
1 week ago
Right up there as one of the best days of my darned life. Thanks @SundayBrunchC4 for making it happen ? https://t.co/5dIemG1RnF
1 week ago
Update...Ma Vegas feeling much better so taking her for lunch instead ???????

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