Wondered why @MaiaDunphy seemed so engrossed with reading in bed, then I took a selfie #MakesSenseNow G'night ;-) x

At least it means @MaiaDunphy has to stay another night :-D Just about to serve up 'dinner' with a much welcomed extra guest at the table xx

Kudos to @TheAA_Help though, especially Graham, for the prompt response and him not laughing at my sad inability to change a flat tyre :-[]

Sunday roast severely delayed due to blowout on M1 with @MaiaDunphy & son en-route to Luton Airport #roastsupper

RT @retro__nation: @DogsTrust_IE @rickoshea @JohnnyVegasReal @MaiaDunphy We'll bid ?100

RT @DogsTrust_IE: @JohnnyVegasReal @rickoshea @MaiaDunphy @DogsTrust This lil guys wants to be the mascot #VegasValentinesTurst? http://t.c?

RT @rickoshea: Remember the Val Day gift @JohnnyVegasReal got for @MaiaDunphy? She's auctioning it. Send your bids to @DogsTrust_IE! http:/?

RT @BiscuitAhoy: @JohnnyVegasReal @MaiaDunphy @DogsTrust_IE Got to admit it's a fantastic way of getting rid of a shit present. I'M NOT SAY?

RT @lucybeaumont: A few days left to listen to History retweeted ep2 on R4 Iplayer @johnnyVegasReal http://t.co/6J4zV4ONOf

RT @MaiaDunphy: @rickoshea No!! Will close it today! Get bidding people! @JohnnyVegasReal

RT @MaiaDunphy: I will send @JohnnyVegasReal 's outstanding Valentine's gift to the highest bidder. Bid to go to @DogsTrust_IE ;) http://t.?

Papa Vegas is home and well. Thank you yet again to all of the amazing team at Whiston Hospital #NHSSecondToNone

Despite #Ideal 's unceremonious dumping way back it's still sad to hear about BBC3's demise. Hope jobs are secured across other channels

Doing housework & taking up son's school pants whilst waiting to hear the bread winner @MaiaDunphy on @Tubridy2FM #FullyDomesticatedNowadays

BIG midweek treat for the little 'un and a school pal tonight as we're off to see the #EnglandvDenmark match. Warming up with #FIFA14 :-D

Legendary night with king @kennethdalglish @simonrim & Alan "Guess who's mum she is?" Hansen ;-) #TheCraicWasMighty

So @simonrim how did I do? They don't take staff appraisals lightly at @EarleHale #InjuriesForYou ;-) #TopNight

But there's always one eh? Great night at @EarleHale with zero riff raff tolerance policy rigorously upheld ;-)

What an honour serving @simonrim & birthday boy king @kennethdalglish 's dishes to last night's prestigious guests

Would Monsieur like to see the wine menu?

RT @sistervegas: @Doyley1105 @JohnnyVegasReal Thanks Alan - we left him smiling eating the Nhs' best ham butties and trifle.

RT @craigcurphlfc: @JohnnyVegasReal seen you on the ward b4 m8 an heard your dad come bk singing #unbelievable glad to hear he is on the me?

RT @simonrim: my day is just too exciting tomorrow. I'm with @kennethdalglish @JohnnyVegasReal Alan Hansen, Gary Gillespie @KellyCates all?

RT @mikeashworth: Sign up to the @sthelensarts newsletter, its rather good http://t.co/MtGvqvc9J5 can we get a RT @johnnyvegasreal #sthelens

Just read all your messages regarding Ma&Pa. Cheers everybody, they'd be thrilled by your kind and oh so thoughtful feedback x :-)