1 day ago
A long but productive three days in rehearsals. I love this 1st drink that truly feels earned, &will no doubt rue the 15th, 16th or so ;-)
3 days ago
Well I hope you're happy with yourself @ShaunThomas97 ? You've had @MaiaDunphy & I blubbing tonight. Outstanding stuff pal #SelfishGiant
3 days ago
At long last...tonight's the night Mucker @ShaunThomas97 It'd better be good ;-)
3 days ago
Thanks O2 for your prompt response.
3 days ago
That's three payments, three, that you @O2 have managed to lose track of via your automated system and telephone operators #SortYourActOut
3 days ago
So @O2 despite trying to pay his bill twice via your operators before setting up a direct debit, you've still gone & cut my Son's phone off!
5 days ago
Is it just that its Sunday that I've a sudden hankering for some #AuntBessiesYorkshirePuds ? @SundayBrunchC4 ;-) #ChickenGoesIn
6 days ago
ps. Apologies for the gratuitous phallic bacon shot, thanks for the heads up tweets :-0
6 days ago
3: it tore straight through the back of my PJ's. An all time low...molested by a tree :-( #TheShawshankShrubbery
6 days ago
2: Went to sit in the garden & impaled my anus on this f*****g bit of tree! I'm in agony, @MaiaDunphy can't stop :-D
6 days ago
1: So the day started great. Eggs & bacon lovingly prepared by @MaiaDunphy on a roll baked by my son in food tech...
6 days ago
BIG night on @Channel4 with #StandUpToCancer I've put my back out lugging spuds with @starservice! Can you help too? http://t.co/7gK8F12RZJ
6 days ago
Love the fact that Arkwright's Store, Leroy & G,G,G,G,Grrranville support @DogsTrust One hour 'til show time #SOAH
1 week ago
Back in Arkwright's shop tonight for more lovely comic silliness courtesy of cast, crew & fab studio audience down at #StillOpenAllHours :-)
1 week ago
Finally Lord, help those trapped in the lonely, silent, dark @EE abyss. Let their anguished screams be heard, amen.
1 week ago
2: from the outside world you say? Come on @SkyHelpTeam get your act together. @MaiaDunphy & I rely heavily on wifi when working from home.
1 week ago
1: Well, our @skyhd box is in but what happened to our broadband box? A fault in the online ordering system you say? 2 more weeks cut off
1 week ago
G'night one and all, sweet, vivid, enthralling dreams x
1 week ago
Mini me & I so excited about our weekly geekfest trip to @Raygun_comics Richmond tomorrow. Latest instalment of #Saga for me, Zelda for him!
1 week ago
Hint of the old Jack Nicholson's Joker going on there @Baxter3890 me old Mucker ;-) #WaitTillTheyGettaLoadaMe
1 week ago
RT @bingowings14: @JohnnyVegasReal Is this an updated version of heard it on the grapevine?
1 week ago
Missed #Crackanory FREESAT doesn't seem to include @Join_Dave ? @skyhd fitted tom so I'll have to catch a repeat
1 week ago
Anyone else think the atmos music on #ScottandBailey tonight sounded a lot like #GetCarter ? I overheard it whilst ironing. Yes, ironing.
1 week ago
RT @stuuee: @JohnnyVegasReal @pdstevo its also on channel 191 on sky tv
1 week ago
Apologies, yes @pdstevo #IrishTV can be found on channel 400 of FREESAT, not Freeview.

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