7 hours ago
I do dig on swine, roll on breakfast #PulpFiction @skymovies
8 hours ago
Just on my way up to bed when #PulpFiction pops up on @skymovies Can't sleep now until I know "Zed's dead baby...Zed's dead" #Feel24Again ;)
10 hours ago
As exciting as the World Indoor Bowls is I'm sorry gang, I'll always be a crown green man at heart #ThumbPegOffTheLie
11 hours ago
RT @AdamWoodyatt: @JohnnyVegasReal Depends, here's one I shot earlier...
12 hours ago
A wee @LEGO_Group instillation accepting that mini me, the student, has become the gaming master #CreditWhereItsDue
23 hours ago
Thanks to @thespicemen on @SaturdayKitchen I've now got a hankering for spiced bonfire toffee & treacle pudding...for breakfast! @ctodiwala
23 hours ago
Obsessed with my new toy, an old pub classic #ShutTheBox Can't beat the young 'un at #mariokart8 but the dice are hot
1 day ago
Shush at the back now, @BenidormTweets is about to start ;)
1 day ago
How could they know I wet myself at the #NTA2015 ?
1 day ago
I am gonna be SO damn active from now on!
1 day ago
A pigeon in our garden has permanent look of someone caught rifling through your underwear drawer "What, no, it's not what it looks like!"
1 day ago
Have to get my arse in gear & write my one man show for @DavesLeicsFest but first, lunch & a bit of afternoon cinema #ProcrastinatingMoi ?
1 day ago
Didn't sleep well. Haunted by the notion @AldiUK had got their hands on a job lot of @dan_aykroyd 's #CrystalHeadVodka & I was missing out
2 days ago
Dear @David_Cameron you feign concern for @NHSEngland but have no reliance on it, neither do those you hold dear. Our lives depend on it
2 days ago
Dear @David_Cameron you can feign concern over the @NHSEngland but you have reliance on it, neither do those you hold dear, hence its a lie
2 days ago
RT @JennyGibney: @JohnnyVegasReal @MrsBrownsboysUK @knockedoffperch @MrsBrownsBoys we got the joke Johnny and we loved it. Love to Maia xx
2 days ago
RT @NavUppal1984:
2 days ago
There's interviews, then there's a conversation you could happily carry on into the wee small hours. Thanks for having us @shaunwkeaveny
2 days ago
New @SuperLeague season just around the corner http://t.co/iLYvp7UIQF goosebumps the size of baked potatoes #RLNewEra @TheRFL #COYS
2 days ago
RT @theboylatch: Good man @JohnnyVegasReal... Pint is waiting.
2 days ago
I promise you @GuinnessGB I'll never cheat on you with ropey red wine ever again #Nectar x
2 days ago
Traffic is a nightmare but I am en-route @theboylatch see you soon
2 days ago
RT @LaceMarketMedia: Can?t get you the burger but here?s her film. https://t.co/Fktwpu9roW @JohnnyVegasReal @original_annies
2 days ago
RT @iVan_cancervan: @JohnnyVegasReal @HWStHelens @whatsonsthelens #iVan on Ashton Green Drive, Parr, St. Helens, WA9 2AP Friday. Nurse Deb?

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Dave Jones
@WelshGasDoc
I agree. I used to play Crown Green for Wales. #RunHard #FingerPegIntoTheFarCorner.
10 hours ago
Iain Ewing
@IainWEwing
It's a "bacon royale wit cheese"
7 hours ago
jules
@jules0455
I'm not really pissed just love t ora....cl. Hic hic #benidorm2015
7 hours ago
victoria barnett
@f1totty
@skymovies I've just finished work!! #justsaying
8 hours ago
 
 
PendolinoDriver
@PendolinoDriver
would you be one of our patrons please helping homeless Veterans @H4HVUK thank you
2 hours ago
Worthington
@Worthington_PNE
@mcOOey @skymovies How is that film 21 years old? Took me back to Shooting Stars on a Friday and new Oasis tunes. Nice One.
7 hours ago
 
 
Christopher McCooey
@mcOOey
Pulp Fiction, Apocalypse Now, Vanishing Point, Star Wars and Alien. Ask me again tomorrow and it'll probably be another 5.
7 hours ago
adrian quinn
@adrianquinn7
Johnny watch your bias!!!
9 hours ago
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