3 hours ago
In keeping with the Halloween theme @ITV opts for a modern horror fable, that of gambling addiction via your TV
4 hours ago
Think I've already sussed who's the villain in #TheConjuring Check the rickety carport! #IJestBecauseImCrappingMyself
4 hours ago
F**k dat s**t! A kid sees a presence in the room and then a door slam? I'm out, I am so out! #TheConjuring
5 hours ago
Not a fan at all of supernatural horror but suddenly tempted to sit up alone and watch The Conjuring. Is it a good idea after 13 candy bars?
10 hours ago
Just had my first trick or treat cryer at the front door. Might have to tone down the performance a little }:-0
10 hours ago
If you insist on going dressed as Michael Jackson, do NOT to pull that pose door to door! #YoullThankMeWhenYoureOlder
17 hours ago
And @MaiaDunphy ain't no slouch when it comes to the old pumpkin carving. I'm having this for a wrestling mask!
17 hours ago
RT @robinince: Please don't forget true meaning of Halloween, which is to fondly remember when lone women with cats were blamed for crop fa?
19 hours ago
Happy Halloween Tweets! Kinda rushed Jake but will take my time on Finn (Pumpkin stocks willing) #AdventureTime :-D
1 day ago
RT @2000AD: Give us this day our #DailyDredd. Art by Glenn Fabry and Simon Bisley.
2 days ago
After a sod of a day in traffic I'm up late for solo TV treat of @WalkingDead_AMC catch up. Is it wrong to feel this contented? #PureDadTime
2 days ago
We've pulled into the services btw #DontTweetAndDrive
2 days ago
Bit windy for a decent selfie on the ferry earlier today. Still, I'd swap it for the M6 gridlock we're sat in now
2 days ago
RT @karlroberts1: @JohnnyVegasReal @SciGalleryDub @EE least you got a response fron Sci Gallery unlike EE
2 days ago
Gutted I'll miss @robinince at @SciGalleryDub An innovative & extremely funny chap. Lucky you whoever gets my ticket
2 days ago
Thanks to fab @SciGalleryDub I now know I'm O+ blood type. My son's response "But I thought you were with @EE ?"
2 days ago
RT @MaiaDunphy: @johnlewisretail you have 2 VERY unhappy customers here @JohnnyVegasReal . Could have hacked into NASA easier than booking ?
6 days ago
But came home to find this waiting. That's my son & I sorted for our half term book at bedtime, cheers @nickvmurphy
6 days ago
Sorry I won't be joining @nickvmurphy @BigBoyler & Boyle's locals for the big #MooneBoyfest today. Dad's poorly so had to head home lads :-(
1 week ago
A long but productive three days in rehearsals. I love this 1st drink that truly feels earned, &will no doubt rue the 15th, 16th or so ;-)
1 week ago
Well I hope you're happy with yourself @ShaunThomas97 ? You've had @MaiaDunphy & I blubbing tonight. Outstanding stuff pal #SelfishGiant
1 week ago
At long last...tonight's the night Mucker @ShaunThomas97 It'd better be good ;-)
1 week ago
Thanks O2 for your prompt response.
1 week ago
That's three payments, three, that you @O2 have managed to lose track of via your automated system and telephone operators #SortYourActOut

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