1 hour agoRight @elephant1934 I'd best get my quiz head on. The Oracle is in the house!
4 hours agoHearing so many amazing things about @Salthousebacaro that @MaiaDunphy and I simply have to investigate for ourselves #GastroDetectiveAgency
4 hours agoRT @CarsandArt: @JohnnyVegasReal don"t get a fancy one that floats above the floor. My mother in law said it was like the black hole ride a?
4 hours agoI'm under orders from Mum to take Dad out & force him to buy a new loo. He's thrifty but she's fed up of the feeble flush. Living the dream!
6 hours agoLooking forward to co-hosting quiz duties tonight with @simonrim down at the @elephant1934 Remember...the quizmaster's ruling is final! ;-)
6 hours agoRT @_catiebaby: Looking forward to Friday - Launch night at @elephant1934! The place looks gorgeous!
6 hours agoRT @elephant1934: @JohnnyVegasReal @geekgasmbox you should definitely accessorise up tonight with them quizmaster!
8 hours agoI am geeking out! Too much cool stuff in this month's @geekgasmbox This monthly treasure trove is a must #Geek&Proud
19 hours agoOh boy oh boy...the only love letter @MaiaDunphy allows. I love you too @geekgasmbox x x x x x x x x
20 hours agoJust did a poo that so resembled a baby hippo I almost picked it up and rang for help from @sandiegozoo apologies to @VirginTrains :-0
1 day agoMrs Rowlands, Steve Bonati and many others, thank you x http://t.co/PsNDAMknFe @edgehill #EHUgrads
2 days agoRT @SundayBrunchC4: @JohnnyVegasReal Let's start a campaign! The Johnny Vegas Sunday Brunch Scholarship.
2 days agoMini me just laughing away at the trail for @noelfielding11 's #LuxuryComedyProduct for @E4Tweets
2 days agoRT @andypsteele: @JohnnyVegasReal Please help me raise £250 for @macmillancancer by RTing my link for @ShaveOrStyle https://t.co/ipfjorK4qY
2 days ago"You get the potato-iness from the potato" Oh @simonrim you are gonna get some grief over that this Tuesday @elephant1934 @SundayBrunchC4
2 days agoRT @celebpa: @Garethothevworp
2 days agoRT @kfbyrne: @JohnnyVegasReal Hi Johnny, my daughter looks like you: Any chance of an RT??
2 days agoPottery's in serious decline with only 4 Universities currently offering a degree in ceramics! So @SundayBrunchC4 let's get folk potting!
2 days agoI gotta get me some of those mad @barnthespoon sculpting skills. @SundayBrunchC4 Lets have a craft off!
2 days agoRT @siberian_shrink: @JohnnyVegasReal Please help make it happen for Aust Rescue Rehabilitation Retirement Husky Ranch on http://t.co/KA0e8?
2 days agoRT @LivHospitalite: Feeling the love from @JohnnyVegasReal #getmetolourdes #airportdwellersrus
2 days agoRT @afewpoints: @JohnnyVegasReal Have u heared this. A Tory MP wants Astrology incorporated into medicine. The jokes write themselves http:?