4 days ago
RT @13BEASTIEBOY13: @JohnnyVegasReal Roadside pottery demo...
4 days ago
Heading off to do a pottery demo. Magic tiny lady hands and wonky thumb don't fail me now
4 days ago
So this is Crewe...always exciting, first time in a new town, as long as you don't wake up in casualty ;)
6 days ago
RT @Saints1890: Some great images from the derby over on our Facebook page - courtesy of @plattyphoto https://t.co/QF7PH9PmPE https://t.co/?
6 days ago
No motive can hinder the most basic humane question that follows so many recent rent horrible events #WhyThem ? #MunichShooting
6 days ago
Yes! Poor losers @WiganWarriorsRL mistook players for pies & took a bite but old school style @Saints1890 were class
6 days ago
C'mon @Saints1890 give the Pie Eaters something to cry about ;)
2 weeks ago
RT @Ballstocancer: It's #FumbleFriday Please check your Balls,boobs & bums! Lives are short enough don't leave it to chance RT https://t.co?
2 weeks ago
Apologies to followers for blanking Twitter of late. No great fall out, just a lot of other stuff cramming my walnut sized brain #TRexVegas
2 weeks ago
Big ?? to Laura & the amazing @sthknhs team for their dedication & care getting Pa Vegas well @NHSMillion @butNHS X
2 weeks ago
Ah, there you all are...
2 weeks ago
RT @Saints1890: Mark Percival with the crucial penalty as Saints beat Widnes 12-10. Thank you to both sets of fans for coming out. https://?
2 weeks ago
What's the half time score with @Saints1890 @WidnesRL ? Still 4-6?
3 weeks ago
Back home in St.Helens to oversee flooded cellar repairs before premiering #homefromhome @ #SalfordSitcomShowcase before heading home to...
3 weeks ago
Such sadness over the untimely loss of Caroline Aherne. Thanks for all your help & encouragement starting out Smiler, you were 1 of a kind X
3 weeks ago
Lost luggage is a cuss word best mumbled and never shouted out loud in an airport #NoFlyListPottyMouth
3 weeks ago
Fed up
3 weeks ago
Ask for a photo, it's yours. Stalk me pretending you're checking your messages & you get 0 #MannersCostNothing
3 weeks ago
Did you get your sneaky pic Senior Arsewipe?
3 weeks ago
That's a wrap. Thanks Benidorm X
1 month ago
RT @gaylesp: @JohnnyVegasReal @jeremycorbyn @UKLabour he is the only politician with whom I have shared dreams. This is the time that he ne?
1 month ago
Got you ya goddam bloodthirsty sonsofabitches! Death to all mosquitos who enter here (Payback, 27 bites & counting)
1 month ago
No pool for us today as we're up in the apartments. Pelicano's sun worshippers wondering who that weirdo is waving?
1 month ago
RT @jeremycorbyn: We need Labour party members, trade unionists & MPs to unite behind my leadership at a critical time for our country http?
1 month ago
Relieved to hear @jeremycorbyn will remain & endeavour to represent those within @UKLabour who have every confidence in him #CorbynStays

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Claire Jones
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@tony_mortimer What's on the agenda today then? Hopefully no more Johnny Vegas mounting! Unless u enjoyed it of course?X
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johnny vegas makes me piss in the old benidorms
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@netflix Any chance the US subscription service could start carrying UK Johnny Vegas series Ideal???? #pleaseandthanks
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This one ?: #BREXIT is like telling ur parent you need an #independence but in fact you move to the garage ? by @JohnnyVegasReal
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Someone mistook me for Johnny Depp today... Until I realised they meant Johnny Vegas ?
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The golfing johnny vegas playing with some hi-vis polo shirt on. #PGAChampionship
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@Wildaboutmusic @jimjefferies @AdamCarollaShow hate to say it but Jim looks a little like a Johnny Vegas / Mike Myers love child there ?
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