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RT @sally_lindsay: My fella @drummerwhitey talking to @shaunwkeaveny on @BBC6Music about his new @SkyArts documentary ?The Art of drumming?1 day ago
Sorry but as a pretty gregarious guy I JUST DON'T GET FOAM DISCO'S?!?!?! #killjoy
1 day ago
Some shocking breaks from the healthy eating of this past year or so but I am on my hols right? Still, its back on? https://t.co/LFHUVIoBbs1 day ago
So whilst my nephew goes to 'work on his tan' (my advice regarding factor 50 falling on nought but indifferent ears? https://t.co/dBIhcYiRFS2 days ago
RT @Thephilellis: @JohnnyVegasReal Tell my favourite God son that I?m doing well thanks. Sorry that his obsession with my art has distracte?2 days ago
Catching the train to Barcelona...gonna artistically culture these to WIFI fiends reet up
2 days ago
Spent yesterday waving at what we thought was an over anxious life guard blowing his whistle. Turns out the previou? https://t.co/g4UtrRrQvA2 days ago
Every single day of this holiday has been tarnished by my Son asking "How's @Thephilellis ?" His obsession with som? https://t.co/vRV2sp2gue3 days ago
The boys aren't happy that despite jokers being wild I just pulled off THE ultimate 5 card winning hand. Vegas by n? https://t.co/LLkkxionvp3 days ago
RT @PaulGriffhwood: Gin Festival today at The Kicking Donkey in #ormskirk @LiverpoolGin @WhitleyNeill @JJ_WhitleyUK @marylebonegin #gin #gi?3 days ago
When drink makes you feel like a private detective casing a joint....
3 days ago
Reckon Mini-me thinks I'm a closet goth. "First white, now grey, are you okay?" Think I need a wardrobe overhaul on? https://t.co/vQOTan3Rn84 days ago
Genuine shock from Mini-me re today's outfit. "BUT...you always wear black!?"
Shaking things up a little here at t? https://t.co/gZQl7PkyQg4 days ago
ps. Pressed send before adding the creator of these wonderful feet gear. Ummm...oh my word my poor memory is acting? https://t.co/NDHhr4pj2R4 days ago
Breaking out the #AdventureTime @Converse because I can...I'm on hol-i-dayyyyy. Unfortunately the @OliveOlson autog? https://t.co/yTXhEmPKoB4 days ago
RT @Aliechick: @JohnnyVegasReal @WolfieNewEra @Saints1890 @TheChallengeCup @wolvesrl @DragonsOfficiel Well said. See you there JV. Looking?4 days ago
RT @CraftsCouncilUK: Tickets for @glosguild ?s CRAFTS ALIVE at Rodmarton Manor 5th - 9th September are now available https://t.co/JATJAQFJ?4 days ago
Back on the cheese but only for a week. What's the phrase... #wheninCambrils ;)
4 days ago
Something about the flash on this phone makes me look like a campsite holiday rep. Haven't caught that much sun in? https://t.co/5mmoov1VP35 days ago
Ha! Duly noted Sensei https://t.co/TorY537qUr5 days ago
I was going anyway & as much as it breaks my heart @Saints1890 aren't gonna be at @TheChallengeCup I can still shou? https://t.co/KG1CEHlOns5 days ago
That's it, done. Ditched the teen angst & come poolside by my lonesome. The boys can soak up all the WIFI they lik? https://t.co/NXNNNQMxJe5 days ago
Early morning listening. Not a cry for help, just a lovely track...especially if you're all out of coffee, love and? https://t.co/45XImcAbYG5 days ago
In the food chain of command I'm grateful to have lunch salute you. Others might suggest corporal langoustine was c? https://t.co/kOYdqTmzo06 days ago
Mini-me put his foot down and banned me from buying these Adidas knock offs for poolside.
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