6 hours ago
Oh no you didn't? Please marry the geek in me? x x x x x @geekgasmbox
6 hours ago
Oh boy oh boy...the only love letter @MaiaDunphy allows. I love you too @geekgasmbox x x x x x x x x
8 hours ago
Just did a poo that so resembled a baby hippo I almost picked it up and rang for help from @sandiegozoo apologies to @VirginTrains :-0
18 hours ago
Mrs Rowlands, Steve Bonati and many others, thank you x http://t.co/PsNDAMknFe @edgehill #EHUgrads
1 day ago
RT @SundayBrunchC4: @JohnnyVegasReal Let's start a campaign! The Johnny Vegas Sunday Brunch Scholarship.
1 day ago
Mini me just laughing away at the trail for @noelfielding11 's #LuxuryComedyProduct for @E4Tweets
1 day ago
RT @andypsteele: @JohnnyVegasReal Please help me raise £250 for @macmillancancer by RTing my link for @ShaveOrStyle https://t.co/ipfjorK4qY
1 day ago
"You get the potato-iness from the potato" Oh @simonrim you are gonna get some grief over that this Tuesday @elephant1934 @SundayBrunchC4
1 day ago
RT @celebpa: @Garethothevworp
1 day ago
RT @kfbyrne: @JohnnyVegasReal Hi Johnny, my daughter looks like you: Any chance of an RT??
1 day ago
RT @711cathy: @JohnnyVegasReal have you seen this? https://t.co/spKwpew9gF
1 day ago
Pottery's in serious decline with only 4 Universities currently offering a degree in ceramics! So @SundayBrunchC4 let's get folk potting!
1 day ago
I gotta get me some of those mad @barnthespoon sculpting skills. @SundayBrunchC4 Lets have a craft off!
1 day ago
RT @siberian_shrink: @JohnnyVegasReal Please help make it happen for Aust Rescue Rehabilitation Retirement Husky Ranch on http://t.co/KA0e8?
1 day ago
RT @LivHospitalite: Feeling the love from @JohnnyVegasReal #getmetolourdes #airportdwellersrus
1 day ago
RT @afewpoints: @JohnnyVegasReal Have u heared this. A Tory MP wants Astrology incorporated into medicine. The jokes write themselves http:?
1 day ago
RT @StrangeCaseC: So @johnnyvegasreal is at @edgehill today... Do you reckon we can get him in our graduate photobooth? #EHUgrad http://t.c?
1 day ago
RT @BOSTmusicals: FRIDAY FACT! BOST's Director,Elsie Kelly,stars in the @ITV award winning sitcom @BenidormTweets playing 'Noreen' alongsid?
1 day ago
RT @gmanZeN: @DavidJGolding #Comedian @JohnnyVegasReal & @gmanZeN posing for the cameras at @BelieveFilmUK #Premiere #MeWeZeN http://t.co/?
2 days ago
RT @mongolianbbqdub: @JohnnyVegasReal @MaiaDunphy Essential life advice! Hope you all enjoyed it, thanks for coming in
2 days ago
So @MaiaDunphy & I are instructing Son on the art of getting your money's worth from life #AllYouCanEat #PileItHigh
2 days ago
Unfortunately our Sandycove adventure has been rained off. Apologies to the local economy for our lack of support
2 days ago
RT @RoseyMacdoo: Finished reading @JohnnyVegasReal's autobiography today, as recommended by the marvellous @andyholl - honest and surprisin?
2 days ago
RT @CHAP_OF_STEEL: @JohnnyVegasReal @MaiaDunphy Johnnie valiantly leading the 300 into the Hot Gates at Thermopylae
2 days ago
Master chef @MaiaDunphy has stepson on a healthy breakfast vibe #BuckwheatPancakesWithHomemadeLowCalNutella Tasty! X

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@andyreid2506 @JohnnyVegasReal 'bout time you caught up with us Eccleston people! ;-)
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Johnny vegas is too funny
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@bingowings14 @VirginTrains For some odd reason, I assumed @sandiegozoo to be Sandi Toksvig's Twitter handle.
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