1 day ago
Eating cereal no longer involves inherent healthy smugness following @MaiaDunphy 's @MDWhatWomenWant ep last week #LowFatButHowMuchSugar ?
1 day ago
Just realised my wife has taken breakfast opposite this and not said a word #ACaseOfLoveIsBlindOrActualCataracts ?
2 days ago
Found this in my son's homework file. He designed it to advertise my book bless him, but... #HesNotToReadItUntilHes18
2 days ago
RT @JonathanPellew: Good service @JohnnyVegasReal . #Tidy
3 days ago
Cheers! @WhiteHorseTW10 #SundayTreat
3 days ago
Treating our visiting dignitaries to the culinary delights on offer at the @WhiteHorseTW10 courtesy of @JonathanPellew & the gang #TopNosh
3 days ago
RT @13BEASTIEBOY13: @JohnnyVegasReal Have you heard of #freeartfriday in St. Helens? People leave pieces of artwork across town for people?
3 days ago
RT @13BEASTIEBOY13: @JohnnyVegasReal here's a few of the artists @TillyFloss_Art: @LimitlessCIC @YellowDoorStdio @Forshaw_Andy too :) ?
3 days ago
RT @_janexxx: "@The_Animal_Team: Rusty has till Monday to find #foreverhome pls #rt #tag @AkitaTrust " @DogsTrust @Mc?
3 days ago
Can't believe I sold my original SIGNED copy of this to Dave Cave for £3.50 to buy cider for a party in 1985? Idiot!
3 days ago
Right, no more Mr Nice/Shy guy. Get your game on Vegas #MarioKart8 massacre
3 days ago
"Say...my...name!" Pappa Vegas gets all #Heisenberg on our asses #BreakingBadDad He's off cooking now (Porridge)
3 days ago
Getting my ass royally kicked at @NintendoUK #MarioKart8 by mini me. Not the start to Sunday I was hoping for :-[]
3 days ago
Favourite #Wall-e moment, 5 year old son explaining plot to me because he was worried I wouldn't get it without words
3 days ago
RT @JB_Barrington: @JohnnyVegasReal How about this one...quite fitting (I think) http://t.co/VTp4ogTv6p
3 days ago
Humming @thebeatles #LoveIsAllYouKneed whilst reciting #ThisBeTheVerse by Larkin in my mind. Can't quit dissecting x
3 days ago
RT @DAVID41184: @JohnnyVegasReal A bit like @flintoff11 stealing Jacamo from you Johnny. Life is a terrible thing.
3 days ago
Forget the eagle...giant mountain ice witch at 3 o clock!!!!!!! #MarchOfThePenguins
3 days ago
Bereft mother attempting to steal a chick from another penguin is breaking my f*****g heart #MarchOfThePenguins
3 days ago
RT @Eliota_Sapolu: All the players are on their knees searching for Samoa's share of tonight's revenue ?
3 days ago
RT @JeremyDuxbury: See an insight into the background of the #SamoaUnited issue when millions of dollars went missing... https://t.co/8e8vG?
3 days ago
Why watch #MarchOfThePenguins at this time of night? Dad saying goodbye to the chick was always gonna set me off :,-)
3 days ago
With all that @GuinnessGB and no #fererrorocher you really spoilt us @O2sports Thanks you for a great night from all 3 generations of Vegas
3 days ago
Thanks @DylanHartley you've made his day #AlwaysMeetYourHeroes
3 days ago
C'mon Grandad Lol #carrythemhome @EnglandRugby

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