4 mins ago
RT @HuffPostGreen: This baby squirrel took a bad fall, so the incredible @DCCityWildlife gave him a wee cast http://t.co/ZXqdkZj2km http://?
5 mins ago
That bloody @peritosbentitos has had me corpsing from the 1st rehearsal at 7AM. Camera's on me next :-[] #Ridiculous
46 mins ago
RT @peter_kimber: @JohnnyVegasReal Johnny I have your bartons pickles with me, I'm flying in Friday eve
7 hours ago
RT @EmmaK67: Be warned. I'm in a RAGE. Just discovered George Osborne's best man made 36m out of Post Office sell off. This is how revolut?
7 hours ago
G'night x
10 hours ago
Hey @paulalbir quite whining about the bloody garlic! @nickyinalbir and I are having a soup off #BringItOn
12 hours ago
RT @Paulwillhappy: @JohnnyVegasReal Thanks to your love of pottery, we've Just been to our first pottery class to celebrate 30 years :) htt?
12 hours ago
I'm sorry but this view never gets boring....well for me anyhow
14 hours ago
As a past roller disco devotee in my youth I am perplexed by my own instinctive disdain for roller blades? Almost as much as novelty socks!
15 hours ago
Won't deny, despite the absence of loved ones, I'm in a mucho contented place right now #LifeIsGood
15 hours ago
Hey @warrenlush look who I bumped into on set? Your pal Alan 'THE ICEMAN' Warriner. Top bloke, sends his best
15 hours ago
A hair of the dog that bit me. Between signing off on the music vid & a trip to the tabac, I'm rushed off my feet ;-)
16 hours ago
Scorching day, magnificent view, oh how I wish @MaiaDunphy & son were here to share this. Chilling's best when shared
20 hours ago
If @carlsberg did extras...sorry, SA's. First official venture out into Benidorm last night, as bonkers as ever! x
1 day ago
What do you mean 'BATTERY LOW'? It's been plugged in for...oh
1 day ago
My services aren't required so I've a day off tomorrow. Gotta think of the best use of a 'night before the morning after' in Benidorm...mmm
1 day ago
Fond of stray cats as company but fed up with extortionate novelty pen top prices? #SolutionsForABetterWorld
1 day ago
Working lunch today, last minute tweaks to @PaulHeatonSolo @atomic_box #DIY vid. Soup/salad & Marlboro's for dessert
1 day ago
So close to finally signing off on the paperback cover for #BECOMINGJOHNNYVEGAS keen to see what twitter pals think? #WatchThisSpace
1 day ago
Off in search of @EE customer care dept. Luckily I've packed my hat & whip #RaidersOfTheLostSignal
2 days ago
So tired after a sleepless night & a day's dialogue that's thwarted me every take #BrainLikeMushEyesLikePissHoles
3 days ago
Pilot ep of #TheShield done & dusted. Think I'm in for the long haul now, all 7 seasons of it. Early call means no more for tonight though
3 days ago
Right, back to my box set. Besides, tweets taking forever to load. Reckon son & nephew took all remaining dongle bytes with 'em #PeskyKids
3 days ago
With my family back home I'm all on my lonesome tonight in Albia...good job I packed some back up #NoSpoilersPlease

Followers



Your Tweets!

Marie O'Donoghue
@marie_odonoghue
3 weeks tomorrow & I get to see it again!!! ????????
10 hours ago
DG
@DonnaGalloway_
@cleadavis @bingowings14 @JohnnyVegasReal @gordonburnsnwt thank you. Thinking about making it a permanent feature.
9 hours ago
 
 
Khaleem
@khaleemazam
Johnny Vegas is funny as hahaha
6 hours ago
Neil Jones
@nicemrjones
@EmmaK67 @JohnnyVegasReal Not quite correct that Johnny!
35 mins ago
 
 
Karl Roberts
@karlroberts1
@peter_kimber @bartonspickles gotta love home comforts
34 mins ago
Addelle Megan Seward
@AddelleKnibbs
hiya will i be in benidorm week of 24th may as mum gutted garveys away. She needs some happiness.
38 mins ago
Rugby League Youth
@RLYouthPanel
Any chance of a #STOP1in5 Seflie Johnny? We are raising awareness with a new campaign in Rugby League!
10 hours ago
Tracey
@TraceyShanley
@EmmaK67 @JohnnyVegasReal check out how much they'll make from privatising nhs. Most of cabinet on boards of private medical companies!
11 mins ago
Johnny Vegas cannot be held responsible for the content displayed in the your tweets section

Stuff you can buy

Johnny Vegas: 18 Stone Of Idiot – Unseen And Uncut

Buy now from

Johnny Vegas Live at the Benidorm Palace

Buy now from

Ideal – Series 5

Buy now from

Join the Mailing List - Get the Latest Scoop