5 days ago
No Russ @celebpa & I have been in a tight work bubble all year. Had two clear tests before travel but you've every? https://t.co/g3ssSjlG8a
5 days ago
Outside of years of @VWUKHelp meticulously developing the golf, you ignore the fact it has two cup holders & just l? https://t.co/fqPKj8sLzs
1 week ago
Come on sleep, find me please. We've always had an awkward relationship but with no school run, no work & reflux fr? https://t.co/tWO9KAz95w
1 week ago
There's a sadness within that surpasses frustration, politics, anger, loss, distance, loneliness, health, ineptitud? https://t.co/AdqehXe60G
2 weeks ago
Good to hear a voice of reason with well earned experience @chris_kammy on @PackedLunchC4 x
2 weeks ago
Dear Pauline, I'm so very sorry to hear of Gerry's passing. We met you & your wonderful hubby at the @CCCNHS Carol? https://t.co/VybNoIYdcl
3 weeks ago
Pleasse-uh-huh-huhurease have a happy new 2021? ?
3 weeks ago
Just watched ep 1 of #Upright and hooked. Its poetic, dark, has lines that most comedy dare not trifle with. It bre? https://t.co/ZHOjqP3hzH
1 month ago
Just as Dickens would have wanted it. Dear @cakeyswine you've made my Christmas, cheers Uncle x https://t.co/emofSGoRRO
1 month ago
Theres something about knawing on cheese twirls or Italian breadsticks 1st thing that gives me an inordinate amount? https://t.co/xKufSouBuG
1 month ago
Not exactly the turkey & all the trimmings I was relying on but at least this signifies the party has started. Not? https://t.co/NDsALcrSbV
1 month ago
Phew, thought I'd missed The Queen's speech https://t.co/kHBFQUyWKv
1 month ago
Oi @sistervegas you said 3PM!?!? *Bangs knife & fork on table. I'm hungry yes but more so gasping for a bevy. Hurry? https://t.co/ASzwa59Rd6
1 month ago
In truth @sistervegas is leaving me a plated dinner on her doorstep bless her, off to collect it soon, then I can p? https://t.co/DqT26cV7HM
1 month ago
Happy Christmas one and all but especially us in our bubble of one ? X
1 month ago
Just adding the final touches to the decorations
1 month ago
Well that's my Christmas shopping for one done. Found the perfect dessert for my festive self isolation. Way to rub? https://t.co/9RfF2wm5I5
1 month ago
Missing gathering the family to go & watch #ItsAWonderfulLife @liverpoolphil today. My favourite festive film & Chr? https://t.co/dfBcqfQZMh
1 month ago
The Hulk? I was going for The Grinch. My agent was right, as an actor I have no range...sulks on https://t.co/jX9ilfyv3i
1 month ago
Festive bedhead
1 month ago
Mate, I had money on you! Lost a bundle but cried laughing doing so. Take care, stay safe, see you at the *WeWereRo? https://t.co/PlwHuZdHD4
1 month ago
Kudos ?????? X https://t.co/y4RRdCg6h1
1 month ago
Buying your own pub signs back from @Herring1967 was rough but as series go, thank you @AlexHorne @gdavies? https://t.co/3d9KXbSmAU
1 month ago
As a fisherman all I can say is "Poorly tied knots for which I shouldn't be punished Little @AlexHorne " Officially? https://t.co/VpzNFV6CT5
1 month ago
RT @taskmaster: Today's the day! Who will be crowned the next Taskmaster champion? Find out tonight at 9pm on @Channel4. https://t.co/mmf?

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