RT @HuffPostGreen: This baby squirrel took a bad fall, so the incredible @DCCityWildlife gave him a wee cast http://t.co/ZXqdkZj2km http://?

That bloody @peritosbentitos has had me corpsing from the 1st rehearsal at 7AM. Camera's on me next :-[] #Ridiculous

RT @peter_kimber: @JohnnyVegasReal Johnny I have your bartons pickles with me, I'm flying in Friday eve

RT @EmmaK67: Be warned. I'm in a RAGE. Just discovered George Osborne's best man made £36m out of Post Office sell off. This is how revolut?

G'night x

Hey @paulalbir quite whining about the bloody garlic! @nickyinalbir and I are having a soup off #BringItOn

RT @Paulwillhappy: @JohnnyVegasReal Thanks to your love of pottery, we've Just been to our first pottery class to celebrate 30 years :) htt?

I'm sorry but this view never gets boring....well for me anyhow

As a past roller disco devotee in my youth I am perplexed by my own instinctive disdain for roller blades? Almost as much as novelty socks!

Won't deny, despite the absence of loved ones, I'm in a mucho contented place right now #LifeIsGood

Hey @warrenlush look who I bumped into on set? Your pal Alan 'THE ICEMAN' Warriner. Top bloke, sends his best

A hair of the dog that bit me. Between signing off on the music vid & a trip to the tabac, I'm rushed off my feet ;-)

Scorching day, magnificent view, oh how I wish @MaiaDunphy & son were here to share this. Chilling's best when shared

If @carlsberg did extras...sorry, SA's. First official venture out into Benidorm last night, as bonkers as ever! x

What do you mean 'BATTERY LOW'? It's been plugged in for...oh

My services aren't required so I've a day off tomorrow. Gotta think of the best use of a 'night before the morning after' in Benidorm...mmm

Fond of stray cats as company but fed up with extortionate novelty pen top prices? #SolutionsForABetterWorld

Working lunch today, last minute tweaks to @PaulHeatonSolo @atomic_box #DIY vid. Soup/salad & Marlboro's for dessert

So close to finally signing off on the paperback cover for #BECOMINGJOHNNYVEGAS keen to see what twitter pals think? #WatchThisSpace

Off in search of @EE customer care dept. Luckily I've packed my hat & whip #RaidersOfTheLostSignal

So tired after a sleepless night & a day's dialogue that's thwarted me every take #BrainLikeMushEyesLikePissHoles

Pilot ep of #TheShield done & dusted. Think I'm in for the long haul now, all 7 seasons of it. Early call means no more for tonight though

Right, back to my box set. Besides, tweets taking forever to load. Reckon son & nephew took all remaining dongle bytes with 'em #PeskyKids

With my family back home I'm all on my lonesome tonight in Albia...good job I packed some back up #NoSpoilersPlease

RT @petescotteire: @JohnnyVegasReal @LFC