1 day ago
RT @sally_lindsay: My fella @drummerwhitey talking to @shaunwkeaveny on @BBC6Music about his new @SkyArts documentary ?The Art of drumming?
1 day ago
Sorry but as a pretty gregarious guy I JUST DON'T GET FOAM DISCO'S?!?!?! #killjoy
1 day ago
Some shocking breaks from the healthy eating of this past year or so but I am on my hols right? Still, its back on? https://t.co/LFHUVIoBbs
1 day ago
So whilst my nephew goes to 'work on his tan' (my advice regarding factor 50 falling on nought but indifferent ears? https://t.co/dBIhcYiRFS
2 days ago
RT @Thephilellis: @JohnnyVegasReal Tell my favourite God son that I?m doing well thanks. Sorry that his obsession with my art has distracte?
2 days ago
Catching the train to Barcelona...gonna artistically culture these to WIFI fiends reet up
2 days ago
Spent yesterday waving at what we thought was an over anxious life guard blowing his whistle. Turns out the previou? https://t.co/g4UtrRrQvA
2 days ago
Every single day of this holiday has been tarnished by my Son asking "How's @Thephilellis ?" His obsession with som? https://t.co/vRV2sp2gue
3 days ago
The boys aren't happy that despite jokers being wild I just pulled off THE ultimate 5 card winning hand. Vegas by n? https://t.co/LLkkxionvp
3 days ago
RT @PaulGriffhwood: Gin Festival today at The Kicking Donkey in #ormskirk @LiverpoolGin @WhitleyNeill @JJ_WhitleyUK @marylebonegin #gin #gi?
3 days ago
When drink makes you feel like a private detective casing a joint....
3 days ago
Reckon Mini-me thinks I'm a closet goth. "First white, now grey, are you okay?" Think I need a wardrobe overhaul on? https://t.co/vQOTan3Rn8
4 days ago
Genuine shock from Mini-me re today's outfit. "BUT...you always wear black!?" Shaking things up a little here at t? https://t.co/gZQl7PkyQg
4 days ago
ps. Pressed send before adding the creator of these wonderful feet gear. Ummm...oh my word my poor memory is acting? https://t.co/NDHhr4pj2R
4 days ago
Breaking out the #AdventureTime @Converse because I can...I'm on hol-i-dayyyyy. Unfortunately the @OliveOlson autog? https://t.co/yTXhEmPKoB
4 days ago
RT @CraftsCouncilUK: Tickets for @glosguild ?s CRAFTS ALIVE at Rodmarton Manor 5th - 9th September are now available https://t.co/JATJAQFJ?
4 days ago
Back on the cheese but only for a week. What's the phrase... #wheninCambrils ;)
4 days ago
Something about the flash on this phone makes me look like a campsite holiday rep. Haven't caught that much sun in? https://t.co/5mmoov1VP3
5 days ago
Ha! Duly noted Sensei https://t.co/TorY537qUr
5 days ago
I was going anyway & as much as it breaks my heart @Saints1890 aren't gonna be at @TheChallengeCup I can still shou? https://t.co/KG1CEHlOns
5 days ago
That's it, done. Ditched the teen angst & come poolside by my lonesome. The boys can soak up all the WIFI they lik? https://t.co/NXNNNQMxJe
5 days ago
Early morning listening. Not a cry for help, just a lovely track...especially if you're all out of coffee, love and? https://t.co/45XImcAbYG
5 days ago
In the food chain of command I'm grateful to have lunch salute you. Others might suggest corporal langoustine was c? https://t.co/kOYdqTmzo0
6 days ago
Mini-me put his foot down and banned me from buying these Adidas knock offs for poolside. asidad ....the no1 choice? https://t.co/qpG3BFum1f

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Neither did I until I got onto the dance floor. It's not a great spectator activity.
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Johnny Vegas weight loss: Comedian?s slim frame thanks to this diet breakfast ? https://t.co/1jrKyURFQ6 https://t.co/NVUXea5aZH
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No Telly/Screwn night
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I nominate @jimmycarr and @JohnnyVegasReal to start in the 007 reboot as James Bond and Ernst Blofeld, respectively.
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Strikes me as a good excuse for perverts to grope young girls without being seen. Where *do* these things take place? ?
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Johnny Vegas weight loss: Comedian?s slim frame thanks to this diet breakfast ? https://t.co/Ndu6UK1snU https://t.co/mP7WDXVV66
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Same party different view. Was a bit noisy so went to see what was going on. Less foam, more? https://t.co/Mg4OhMXcFi
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