I do dig on swine, roll on breakfast #PulpFiction @skymovies

Just on my way up to bed when #PulpFiction pops up on @skymovies Can't sleep now until I know "Zed's dead baby...Zed's dead" #Feel24Again ;)

As exciting as the World Indoor Bowls is I'm sorry gang, I'll always be a crown green man at heart #ThumbPegOffTheLie

RT @AdamWoodyatt: @JohnnyVegasReal Depends, here's one I shot earlier...

RT @peoplesvote4nhs: Here we go again #march4nhs @JohnnyVegasReal @billybragg @OwenJones84 @ProfRayTallis @FrancesOGrady @rcgp http://t.co/?

A wee @LEGO_Group instillation accepting that mini me, the student, has become the gaming master #CreditWhereItsDue

Thanks to @thespicemen on @SaturdayKitchen I've now got a hankering for spiced bonfire toffee & treacle pudding...for breakfast! @ctodiwala

Obsessed with my new toy, an old pub classic #ShutTheBox Can't beat the young 'un at #mariokart8 but the dice are hot

Shush at the back now, @BenidormTweets is about to start ;)

How could they know I wet myself at the #NTA2015 ?

I am gonna be SO damn active from now on!

A pigeon in our garden has permanent look of someone caught rifling through your underwear drawer "What, no, it's not what it looks like!"

Have to get my arse in gear & write my one man show for @DavesLeicsFest but first, lunch & a bit of afternoon cinema #ProcrastinatingMoi ?

Didn't sleep well. Haunted by the notion @AldiUK had got their hands on a job lot of @dan_aykroyd 's #CrystalHeadVodka & I was missing out

Dear @David_Cameron you feign concern for @NHSEngland but have no reliance on it, neither do those you hold dear. Our lives depend on it

Dear @David_Cameron you can feign concern over the @NHSEngland but you have reliance on it, neither do those you hold dear, hence its a lie

RT @JennyGibney: @JohnnyVegasReal @MrsBrownsboysUK @knockedoffperch @MrsBrownsBoys we got the joke Johnny and we loved it. Love to Maia xx

RT @NavUppal1984:

There's interviews, then there's a conversation you could happily carry on into the wee small hours. Thanks for having us @shaunwkeaveny

New @SuperLeague season just around the corner http://t.co/iLYvp7UIQF goosebumps the size of baked potatoes #RLNewEra @TheRFL #COYS

RT @theboylatch: Good man @JohnnyVegasReal... Pint is waiting.

I promise you @GuinnessGB I'll never cheat on you with ropey red wine ever again #Nectar x

Traffic is a nightmare but I am en-route @theboylatch see you soon

RT @LaceMarketMedia: Can?t get you the burger but here?s her film. https://t.co/Fktwpu9roW @JohnnyVegasReal @original_annies

RT @iVan_cancervan: @JohnnyVegasReal @HWStHelens @whatsonsthelens #iVan on Ashton Green Drive, Parr, St. Helens, WA9 2AP Friday. Nurse Deb?