15 hours ago
Well I empathises with Harrison Ford. Pigeon holed into iconic action hero roles...Han/Indy Where was his monkey/teabag advert huh? Well?
19 hours ago
RT @MaiaDunphy: My husband @JohnnyVegasReal will do whatever you want for cash. Um... isn't there a word for that? #StarsAtYourService
23 hours ago
Gutted I'll miss the maestro @petewylie at @citadelsthelens on October 4th. Clashes with my @Justthetonic Anniversary gig in Notts #NoFair
1 day ago
RT @petewylie: News of my new recording, 'Pete Sounds' coming VERY soon! @HarryGee1892 @PledgeMusic Have a free acoustic tease http://t.co/?
1 day ago
RT @STHLibraries: #NewtonleWillows #Library is having their #LiBEARYSleepover this Thursday! Don't miss the fun - Take along your teddy htt?
1 day ago
Lads off a North Sea oil rig requested I go clean their deluge pipes last week #NotAEuphemism Can you beat that? @StandUp2C @starservice
1 day ago
RT @StandUp2C: Fancy getting @JohnnyVegasReal to throw you a baby shower? Request him here for @StarService: http://t.co/WcoD5PdiHy
1 day ago
Wanna help beat cancer & book me to do ANYTHING you want? @StarService: http://t.co/BUDvwwHiu5 #StarsAtYourService
1 day ago
Request me to do WHATEVER you want, all in the name of charity with @StarService. More info here: http://t.co/BUDvwwHiu5 #StarsAtYourService
3 days ago
Hello right back at ya @MinifigsMe X
3 days ago
Who's that cheeky edition to the mini figures line up? Why its none other than...me! THANK YOU @MinifigsMe ! #LoveIt
5 days ago
RT @DBooUrns: @JohnnyVegasReal let me know what you think, although you're mad missing out on Irish TV's celeb guest!! https://t.co/Yi2s7Fn?
5 days ago
Finally watching #GODZILLA courtesy of in-room movies. Huge fan of Gareth Edward's #Monsters so hope this'll prove worth the wait?
6 days ago
Suspect there's a flamboyant bounty hunter staying at the hotel tonight, possibly moonlights as a stuntman/stylist
6 days ago
RT @WoolybackProd: You can listen again to INTERIORS by Johnny Vegas, Stewart Lee & Rob Thirtle. http://t.co/V6M1YIlkfo
6 days ago
RT @Justthetonic: Daniel Kitson, Johnny Vegas @paulfoot plus guests 1 Night Only! @RoyalNottingham #20thBirthdayBash £15-£17. #Bargain http?
6 days ago
RT @MaiaDunphy: @JohnnyVegasReal wonderful second Mum! I love this lady... http://t.co/a2wd42cMxr
6 days ago
RT @ExperienceNotts: Get your tickets for the @Justthetonic 20th Birthday Bash featuring Daniel Kitson & Johnny Vegas! http://t.co/82QRHkK0?
6 days ago
RT @happybirthtime: Happy Birthtime to ideal acting JOHNNY VEGAS! 84 today! Happy Birthtime Jimmy! Mr Potato Head!
6 days ago
Filming late tonight, wrapping about 11pm. This could have a serious impact on Doncaster's landlords and their recent economy boost ;-)
6 days ago
THANK YOU SO MUCH @NHSEngland & especially the top team at #StHelensHospital for the all clear with Mamma Vegas :-D
1 week ago
RT @WENDYOW09292515: @johnnyvegasreal They're called tiger spiders i believe,coz of their markings! There u go! :) XXX
1 week ago
Time for a bit of nature watch Doncaster style #ComeIntoMyParlour
1 week ago
RT @bailldogg: @JohnnyVegasReal @MaiaDunphy Also have the world longest , most unnecessary straw!
1 week ago
Dear @Arthur_Strong have you been playing your coat hanger pranks on the poor David Lawler? http://t.co/FbrEAolS1p Grow up, he's a job to do

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Andy
@AndyHalliwell
ha, ha now there's some themed advert ideas if ever there were any!
10 hours ago
BaldyMike
@BaldyMemike
@peter_levy @JohnnyVegasReal Are you trying to get a guest slot on Benidorm?
19 hours ago
siobhan robbins
@SiobhanRobbins
@phillipnorton @peter_levy @JohnnyVegasReal this is my favourite pix ...ha!
20 hours ago
?Debbie?
@ItsmoiDeb
Hope you're well fella ?
19 hours ago
Anya
@Anya_J_Anderson
@phillipnorton @peter_levy @JohnnyVegasReal Super!!
20 hours ago
Carol Knight
@CutiechopsG
I wondered that too :D
15 hours ago
Duncs
@StormF11
@StarService Aim to please and at your service.... you are not 007 are you?? ;-)
18 hours ago
 
 
Stuart Middleton
@slothagus
Clint Eastwood beat him to it.
15 hours ago
 
 
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