3 hours agoIn keeping with the Halloween theme @ITV opts for a modern horror fable, that of gambling addiction via your TV
4 hours agoThink I've already sussed who's the villain in #TheConjuring Check the rickety carport! #IJestBecauseImCrappingMyself
4 hours agoF**k dat s**t! A kid sees a presence in the room and then a door slam? I'm out, I am so out! #TheConjuring
5 hours agoNot a fan at all of supernatural horror but suddenly tempted to sit up alone and watch The Conjuring. Is it a good idea after 13 candy bars?
10 hours agoJust had my first trick or treat cryer at the front door. Might have to tone down the performance a little }:-0
10 hours agoIf you insist on going dressed as Michael Jackson, do NOT to pull that pose door to door! #YoullThankMeWhenYoureOlder
17 hours agoAnd @MaiaDunphy ain't no slouch when it comes to the old pumpkin carving. I'm having this for a wrestling mask!
17 hours agoRT @robinince: Please don't forget true meaning of Halloween, which is to fondly remember when lone women with cats were blamed for crop fa?
19 hours agoHappy Halloween Tweets! Kinda rushed Jake but will take my time on Finn (Pumpkin stocks willing) #AdventureTime :-D
1 day agoRT @2000AD: Give us this day our #DailyDredd. Art by Glenn Fabry and Simon Bisley.
2 days agoAfter a sod of a day in traffic I'm up late for solo TV treat of @WalkingDead_AMC catch up. Is it wrong to feel this contented? #PureDadTime
2 days agoWe've pulled into the services btw #DontTweetAndDrive
2 days agoBit windy for a decent selfie on the ferry earlier today. Still, I'd swap it for the M6 gridlock we're sat in now
2 days agoRT @karlroberts1: @JohnnyVegasReal @SciGalleryDub @EE least you got a response fron Sci Gallery unlike EE
2 days agoGutted I'll miss @robinince at @SciGalleryDub An innovative & extremely funny chap. Lucky you whoever gets my ticket
2 days agoThanks to fab @SciGalleryDub I now know I'm O+ blood type. My son's response "But I thought you were with @EE ?"
2 days agoRT @MaiaDunphy: @johnlewisretail you have 2 VERY unhappy customers here @JohnnyVegasReal . Could have hacked into NASA easier than booking ?
6 days agoBut came home to find this waiting. That's my son & I sorted for our half term book at bedtime, cheers @nickvmurphy
6 days agoSorry I won't be joining @nickvmurphy @BigBoyler & Boyle's locals for the big #MooneBoyfest today. Dad's poorly so had to head home lads :-(
1 week agoA long but productive three days in rehearsals. I love this 1st drink that truly feels earned, &will no doubt rue the 15th, 16th or so ;-)
1 week agoWell I hope you're happy with yourself @ShaunThomas97 ? You've had @MaiaDunphy & I blubbing tonight. Outstanding stuff pal #SelfishGiant
1 week agoAt long last...tonight's the night Mucker @ShaunThomas97 It'd better be good ;-)
1 week agoThanks O2 for your prompt response.
1 week agoThat's three payments, three, that you @O2 have managed to lose track of via your automated system and telephone operators #SortYourActOut