1 day agoEating cereal no longer involves inherent healthy smugness following @MaiaDunphy 's @MDWhatWomenWant ep last week #LowFatButHowMuchSugar ?
1 day agoJust realised my wife has taken breakfast opposite this and not said a word #ACaseOfLoveIsBlindOrActualCataracts ?
2 days agoFound this in my son's homework file. He designed it to advertise my book bless him, but... #HesNotToReadItUntilHes18
3 days agoCheers! @WhiteHorseTW10 #SundayTreat
3 days agoTreating our visiting dignitaries to the culinary delights on offer at the @WhiteHorseTW10 courtesy of @JonathanPellew & the gang #TopNosh
3 days agoRT @13BEASTIEBOY13: @JohnnyVegasReal Have you heard of #freeartfriday in St. Helens? People leave pieces of artwork across town for people?
3 days agoRT @13BEASTIEBOY13: @JohnnyVegasReal here's a few of the artists @TillyFloss_Art: @LimitlessCIC @YellowDoorStdio @Forshaw_Andy too :) ?
3 days agoRT @_janexxx: "@The_Animal_Team: Rusty has till Monday to find #foreverhome pls #rt #tag @AkitaTrust " @DogsTrust @Mc?
3 days agoCan't believe I sold my original SIGNED copy of this to Dave Cave for £3.50 to buy cider for a party in 1985? Idiot!
3 days ago"Say...my...name!" Pappa Vegas gets all #Heisenberg on our asses #BreakingBadDad He's off cooking now (Porridge)
3 days agoGetting my ass royally kicked at @NintendoUK #MarioKart8 by mini me. Not the start to Sunday I was hoping for :-
3 days agoFavourite #Wall-e moment, 5 year old son explaining plot to me because he was worried I wouldn't get it without words
3 days agoRT @JB_Barrington: @JohnnyVegasReal How about this one...quite fitting (I think) http://t.co/VTp4ogTv6p
3 days agoHumming @thebeatles #LoveIsAllYouKneed whilst reciting #ThisBeTheVerse by Larkin in my mind. Can't quit dissecting x
3 days agoRT @DAVID41184: @JohnnyVegasReal A bit like @flintoff11 stealing Jacamo from you Johnny. Life is a terrible thing.
3 days agoBereft mother attempting to steal a chick from another penguin is breaking my f*****g heart #MarchOfThePenguins
3 days agoRT @Eliota_Sapolu: All the players are on their knees searching for Samoa's share of tonight's revenue ?
3 days agoRT @JeremyDuxbury: See an insight into the background of the #SamoaUnited issue when millions of dollars went missing... https://t.co/8e8vG?
3 days agoWhy watch #MarchOfThePenguins at this time of night? Dad saying goodbye to the chick was always gonna set me off :,-)
3 days agoWith all that @GuinnessGB and no #fererrorocher you really spoilt us @O2sports Thanks you for a great night from all 3 generations of Vegas
3 days agoThanks @DylanHartley you've made his day #AlwaysMeetYourHeroes