7 hours agoI do dig on swine, roll on breakfast #PulpFiction @skymovies
8 hours agoJust on my way up to bed when #PulpFiction pops up on @skymovies Can't sleep now until I know "Zed's dead baby...Zed's dead" #Feel24Again ;)
10 hours agoAs exciting as the World Indoor Bowls is I'm sorry gang, I'll always be a crown green man at heart #ThumbPegOffTheLie
12 hours agoRT @peoplesvote4nhs: Here we go again #march4nhs @JohnnyVegasReal @billybragg @OwenJones84 @ProfRayTallis @FrancesOGrady @rcgp http://t.co/?
12 hours agoA wee @LEGO_Group instillation accepting that mini me, the student, has become the gaming master #CreditWhereItsDue
23 hours agoThanks to @thespicemen on @SaturdayKitchen I've now got a hankering for spiced bonfire toffee & treacle pudding...for breakfast! @ctodiwala
23 hours agoObsessed with my new toy, an old pub classic #ShutTheBox Can't beat the young 'un at #mariokart8 but the dice are hot
1 day agoShush at the back now, @BenidormTweets is about to start ;)
1 day agoA pigeon in our garden has permanent look of someone caught rifling through your underwear drawer "What, no, it's not what it looks like!"
1 day agoHave to get my arse in gear & write my one man show for @DavesLeicsFest but first, lunch & a bit of afternoon cinema #ProcrastinatingMoi ?
1 day agoDidn't sleep well. Haunted by the notion @AldiUK had got their hands on a job lot of @dan_aykroyd 's #CrystalHeadVodka & I was missing out
2 days agoDear @David_Cameron you feign concern for @NHSEngland but have no reliance on it, neither do those you hold dear. Our lives depend on it
2 days agoDear @David_Cameron you can feign concern over the @NHSEngland but you have reliance on it, neither do those you hold dear, hence its a lie
2 days agoRT @JennyGibney: @JohnnyVegasReal @MrsBrownsboysUK @knockedoffperch @MrsBrownsBoys we got the joke Johnny and we loved it. Love to Maia xx
2 days agoThere's interviews, then there's a conversation you could happily carry on into the wee small hours. Thanks for having us @shaunwkeaveny
2 days agoNew @SuperLeague season just around the corner http://t.co/iLYvp7UIQF goosebumps the size of baked potatoes #RLNewEra @TheRFL #COYS
2 days agoI promise you @GuinnessGB I'll never cheat on you with ropey red wine ever again #Nectar x
2 days agoTraffic is a nightmare but I am en-route @theboylatch see you soon
2 days agoRT @LaceMarketMedia: Can?t get you the burger but here?s her film. https://t.co/Fktwpu9roW @JohnnyVegasReal @original_annies