1 hour ago
Right @elephant1934 I'd best get my quiz head on. The Oracle is in the house!
4 hours ago
Hearing so many amazing things about @Salthousebacaro that @MaiaDunphy and I simply have to investigate for ourselves #GastroDetectiveAgency
4 hours ago
RT @CarsandArt: @JohnnyVegasReal don"t get a fancy one that floats above the floor. My mother in law said it was like the black hole ride a?
4 hours ago
I'm under orders from Mum to take Dad out & force him to buy a new loo. He's thrifty but she's fed up of the feeble flush. Living the dream!
6 hours ago
Looking forward to co-hosting quiz duties tonight with @simonrim down at the @elephant1934 Remember...the quizmaster's ruling is final! ;-)
6 hours ago
RT @_catiebaby: Looking forward to Friday - Launch night at @elephant1934! The place looks gorgeous!
6 hours ago
RT @elephant1934: @JohnnyVegasReal @geekgasmbox you should definitely accessorise up tonight with them quizmaster!
8 hours ago
I am geeking out! Too much cool stuff in this month's @geekgasmbox This monthly treasure trove is a must #Geek&Proud
18 hours ago
Oh no you didn't? Please marry the geek in me? x x x x x @geekgasmbox
19 hours ago
Oh boy oh boy...the only love letter @MaiaDunphy allows. I love you too @geekgasmbox x x x x x x x x
20 hours ago
Just did a poo that so resembled a baby hippo I almost picked it up and rang for help from @sandiegozoo apologies to @VirginTrains :-0
1 day ago
Mrs Rowlands, Steve Bonati and many others, thank you x http://t.co/PsNDAMknFe @edgehill #EHUgrads
2 days ago
RT @SundayBrunchC4: @JohnnyVegasReal Let's start a campaign! The Johnny Vegas Sunday Brunch Scholarship.
2 days ago
Mini me just laughing away at the trail for @noelfielding11 's #LuxuryComedyProduct for @E4Tweets
2 days ago
RT @andypsteele: @JohnnyVegasReal Please help me raise 250 for @macmillancancer by RTing my link for @ShaveOrStyle https://t.co/ipfjorK4qY
2 days ago
"You get the potato-iness from the potato" Oh @simonrim you are gonna get some grief over that this Tuesday @elephant1934 @SundayBrunchC4
2 days ago
RT @celebpa: @Garethothevworp
2 days ago
RT @kfbyrne: @JohnnyVegasReal Hi Johnny, my daughter looks like you: Any chance of an RT??
2 days ago
RT @711cathy: @JohnnyVegasReal have you seen this? https://t.co/spKwpew9gF
2 days ago
Pottery's in serious decline with only 4 Universities currently offering a degree in ceramics! So @SundayBrunchC4 let's get folk potting!
2 days ago
I gotta get me some of those mad @barnthespoon sculpting skills. @SundayBrunchC4 Lets have a craft off!
2 days ago
RT @siberian_shrink: @JohnnyVegasReal Please help make it happen for Aust Rescue Rehabilitation Retirement Husky Ranch on http://t.co/KA0e8?
2 days ago
RT @LivHospitalite: Feeling the love from @JohnnyVegasReal #getmetolourdes #airportdwellersrus
2 days ago
RT @afewpoints: @JohnnyVegasReal Have u heared this. A Tory MP wants Astrology incorporated into medicine. The jokes write themselves http:?
2 days ago
RT @StrangeCaseC: So @johnnyvegasreal is at @edgehill today... Do you reckon we can get him in our graduate photobooth? #EHUgrad http://t.c?

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Al
@alspeakon
just change your mum's diet
2 hours ago
Maa Dunphy
@MaiaDunphy
@AndyBrown641 @JohnnyVegasReal @simonrim @SundayBrunchC4 Um, I hope not....... ;)
2 hours ago
simonrimmer
@simonrim
so @JohnnyVegasReal at @elephant1934 tonight for our quiz night. tomorrow may be painful
4 hours ago
The Boondock Hippy
@boondockhippy
new book #BecomingJohnnyVegas is avail on paperback now at Amazon http://t.co/h4sDlpzrrQ ..such a great read folks!
1 hour ago
 
 
Clive Jenner
@jenn762
Yeah, My Dad's bathroom carpet is rotten but he won't replace it. " What's the point I'll be dead tomorrow!"
4 hours ago
darkdwarf
@darkdwarf
@geekgasmbox You might want to try this one too. Similar idea https://t.co/QmnbIpzhQ9
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@LittleLord2000C
are you going on holiday to benidorm any time soon????????
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craig keenan
@keeno58
get yourself down to #plumbcenter we can give you a good deal mate
3 hours ago
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