2 days ago
Even in wax this was an awkward moment for @carrieffisher "Sooooooooo...any plans for the weekend?" @MadameTussauds
2 days ago
Feel the force, for it is strong with this geek. Thanks again @MadameTussauds the boys loved it, but me even more so!
2 days ago
"You shot first and you know it!" Thank you @MadameTussauds for the ultimate #StarWars geek experience
3 days ago
1000's monkeys, with 1000 hungry power typewriters, with evil relatives, and Řber evil so called friends, couldn't... #GameOfThrones
3 days ago
If LittleFinger entered my Mam's house and suggested brown sauce for ketchup, I'd fear for my whole families' welfare post bacon butties
3 days ago
The choice of companion is a curious thing..... #LittleFinger #QueenMotherSmackdown #GameOfThrones
3 days ago
That a poem so beloved in my youth should become a blessed curse http://t.co/LBMxVl29jH
3 days ago
Some days, some f... days, you can't do right from wrong for trying to instil in them the difference "They fuck you up your... #Larkin
5 days ago
As soon as @SundayBrunchC4 is finished we, as a family, are dragging the wheel out for a spin. Results to follow.....
1 week ago
RT @DerrenLitten: Very excited about a charity night myself & @TigerAspectUK are organising in BENIDORM on 29th May featuring the STARS of ?
1 week ago
No panic like a lost passport panic. Turned up in my jeans waiting to be washed in the machine #AlwaysLastPlaceYouLook #QueueMadAirportDash
1 week ago
Even with my OCD packing skills, I'm struggling here...
1 week ago
Right then, I've a flight to catch. Any chance of some deeeeeeelicious home cooked treats upon my return @MaiaDunphy ? Hope so X #nomnom
1 week ago
Every single time I read #HaloJones I'm blown away. Possibly my favourite heroine of all time, thank you @2000AD
1 week ago
RT @QuiWins: Take a minute to visit the Night Writers Facebook page - We'd love to know what you think https://t.co/OWAljPui7Y http://t.co/?
1 week ago
Thank you @QuiWins for a superb edition of short stories entitled #Encounters courtesy of yourself & fellow authors
1 week ago
RT @bbcmerseyside: Get your name up in lights in St Helens competition on @snellyradio this morning.
1 week ago
RT @AdeCunliffeSPF: It's time for St Helens to honour an every day hero. Click, read & vote for your person, here: http://t.co/yohWBEMcy7. ?
1 week ago
Dear @easyJet any suggestions on how I get these special @BenidormTVshow charity fundraising chairs home today?
1 week ago
Just call me Shrek #Donkeh
1 week ago
Don't worry my new found feline friends, I'll be back with more goodies in a week #MadStrayCatManOfAlbir
1 week ago
Off home today for some dearly needed family time. Missed them like he would catnip, plus I need more kitty snacks x
1 week ago
Thanks to @JakeCanuso & @TheRealTimHealy for adding your names to the @BenidormTVshow deckchair
1 week ago
Just ate somewhere that was so damned good I begged then to make a twitter page so that others might find them...FRESH, Albia, Espa˝a, wow!
1 week ago
The @BenidormTVshow cast autographs filling up for special charity request via lovely couple I chatted to last week

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