22 hours agoRight, we're off karting! Cue competitive Dad's, lads, ladies & wanna be formula one speed demons. Teens in karts, perfect recipe for a sulk
1 day agoThey're back...feels good to be feeding my stray Albia pals again whilst @celebpa & Co go buck wild in ALE-HOP
1 day agoSo mini me, @sistervegas 's son & @celebpa are all Benidorm bound. A fun week ahead but waving goodbye to @MaiaDunphy & bump was a wrench ?
1 day agoHey @andyreid2506 gutted to hear you're laid up in hospital Mucker, but at least you're in great hands with @sthknhs Get well soon bud ??
1 day agoThe @bartonspickles #CrownGreenCelebChallenge but you can enter for £10, all proceeds for @StevePrescott1 foundation
1 day agoRT @StevePrescott1: @bartonspickles crown green celebrity challenge! We are making bowling sexy! @JohnnyVegasReal @PScully13 http://t.co/kB?
2 days agoHave to put my fondness for the good folk of Hull on hold for just 60 more minutes and hope @Saints1890 can expand on their 8-0 lead #COYS
2 days ago#COYS
5 days agoEven in wax this was an awkward moment for @carrieffisher "Sooooooooo...any plans for the weekend?" @MadameTussauds
5 days agoFeel the force, for it is strong with this geek. Thanks again @MadameTussauds the boys loved it, but me even more so!
5 days ago"You shot first and you know it!" Thank you @MadameTussauds for the ultimate #StarWars geek experience
6 days ago1000's monkeys, with 1000 hungry power typewriters, with evil relatives, and über evil so called friends, couldn't... #GameOfThrones
6 days agoIf LittleFinger entered my Mam's house and suggested brown sauce for ketchup, I'd fear for my whole families' welfare post bacon butties
6 days agoThe choice of companion is a curious thing..... #LittleFinger #QueenMotherSmackdown #GameOfThrones
6 days agoThat a poem so beloved in my youth should become a blessed curse http://t.co/LBMxVl29jH
6 days agoSome days, some f... days, you can't do right from wrong for trying to instil in them the difference "They fuck you up your... #Larkin
1 week agoAs soon as @SundayBrunchC4 is finished we, as a family, are dragging the wheel out for a spin. Results to follow.....
1 week agoRT @DerrenLitten: Very excited about a charity night myself & @TigerAspectUK are organising in BENIDORM on 29th May featuring the STARS of ?
1 week agoNo panic like a lost passport panic. Turned up in my jeans waiting to be washed in the machine #AlwaysLastPlaceYouLook #QueueMadAirportDash
1 week agoRight then, I've a flight to catch. Any chance of some deeeeeeelicious home cooked treats upon my return @MaiaDunphy ? Hope so X #nomnom
1 week agoEvery single time I read #HaloJones I'm blown away. Possibly my favourite heroine of all time, thank you @2000AD