So good to see Geoff's fiancé finally arrive in @BenidormTVshow tonight. Ladies & gents, the fabulous & very, very funny @MilankaBrooks x

RT @SuperLeague: Great to see @JohnnyVegasReal with the #Superleague trophy on #8OutOf10CatsDoesCountdown tonight!

HUGE THANKS to @Saints1890 for my lucky mascot on tonight's #EightOutOfTenCats does #Countdown At least you always make St.Helens proud ;)

Off hiding in the cinema with mini me watching #BigHero6 as too embarrassed to watch my poor showing later on #8OutOf10CatsDoesCountdown ;)

Come 9pm I finally get my steamy bedroom scene with the beautiful @joancollinsobe X on the @BenidormTVshow #TonightsTheNight ;)

Its official, I'm a #SlowCookerConvert Removed the skin for the last hour & made crackling in a hot oven #JustWow

RT @MikeSainty: @almurray @JohnnyVegasReal FUKP support foreign food? Well now we see your true colours! #Scandal

Sloooow cooked pulled pork fajitas tonight.A treat for mini me & a school pal.15 hours worth of #nomnom (Hopefully!)

Sorry for the twitter silence following @MaiaDunphy and I's big announcement, just busy writing. Thank you all though for your kind words x

No need for a DNA test then, or for @MaiaDunphy to splash out on expensive maternity gear, just borrow my jeans x x

My new writer's bolt hole. I reckon a pot of tea an hour should secure me this spot?

Ooh,ooh, ooh... #StillOpenAllHours has just started. Last one tonight :(

Richmond at sunset, pretty darned nice (Although not a patch on Taylor Park #StHelens) ;-)

RT @boozedupdaveob: @JohnnyVegasReal RT @stevesjourney26 runs #LondonMarathon2015 for @ClaireHouse & Libby. Why? https://t.co/o6DhpGbUyf ht?

Have created avian equivalent of a food court in our wee back garden. Feel like #KevinCostner in #FieldOfDreams "Build it & they will come"

RT @MaiaDunphy: Brilliant via @darraghdoyle & @Jim_Sheridan ! Turn your tweets into poetry. Mine is somewhat enigmatic.... http://t.co/PzT3?

Make sure you bring @Tim_Burgess some of your veggie black pudding in too @simonrim it'd fool carnivore Mr Jenkins @SundayBrunchC4 #nomnom

I do dig on swine, roll on breakfast #PulpFiction @skymovies

Just on my way up to bed when #PulpFiction pops up on @skymovies Can't sleep now until I know "Zed's dead baby...Zed's dead" #Feel24Again ;)

As exciting as the World Indoor Bowls is I'm sorry gang, I'll always be a crown green man at heart #ThumbPegOffTheLie

RT @AdamWoodyatt: @JohnnyVegasReal Depends, here's one I shot earlier...

RT @peoplesvote4nhs: Here we go again #march4nhs @JohnnyVegasReal @billybragg @OwenJones84 @ProfRayTallis @FrancesOGrady @rcgp http://t.co/?

A wee @LEGO_Group instillation accepting that mini me, the student, has become the gaming master #CreditWhereItsDue

Thanks to @thespicemen on @SaturdayKitchen I've now got a hankering for spiced bonfire toffee & treacle pudding...for breakfast! @ctodiwala

Obsessed with my new toy, an old pub classic #ShutTheBox Can't beat the young 'un at #mariokart8 but the dice are hot